"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe ... When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
I'd be feeling a lot of things if I was around Lindsay Lohan, but safe wouldn't be one of them. She left the water running in her damn bathtub. That only happens in movies and cartoons. I'm not even sure her brain is still functioning anymore. If you cut her head open you'd probably find a stuffed animal in there."
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Haven't you always kind of wanted to leave the faucet going? Doesn't that invoke cartoony visions of rowing around on your coffee table or some cool thing like that? Venice at home. Maybe this incident is just The Rich, really knowing how to live.
She's lucky there was none of that quick-drying cement involved.
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