Monday, May 07, 2007

Transformers 2 comin'


From iwatchstuff, "The LA Times has two new pics from Transformers that are pretty underwhelming, but it also contains the news that the studio is already developing a script for the sequel.
I don't know about these guys. See, when I'm taking a dump, I know I've gotta be right there in the moment, focusing all my energy on the dump at hand, or rather, the dump at butt. What if I can't get part of the dump out? What if too much of the dump comes out too fast and I get splashback? What if I squeeze part of the dump out, get startled, and the rest of the dump goes back in my butt? These are important considerations, and I need all my wits about me to deal with them. I can't be thinking about tomorrow's dump, or the next day's dump, or a dump I'm gonna take two dumps from next Thursday. I just have to go out there and take it one dump at a time.
A sequel before the first movie's done? Jeez, you'd think these studio execs have never taken a dump before."

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Is that Shia? Well, at least he cut his stupid hair. That actually makes him a lot more palatable.

I don't understand the appeal of curly hair.

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