That's right bitches, for the month of July Miko has a hot 18 y.o. walking around his house in shorts, and taking care of his kids! In an "All things come back around" moment, the young lady is one of the kids the wife au paired for in the 90's.
(Beat that age-inappropriate post AC!!)
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I think I might have to kill you!
Is your death threat related to my yucky old man feelings for a teenager, or to the fact that we have someone to care for our brats while we frolic through the land?
Cause if it's the old man thing, then I would like to offer Larry King, Michael Douglas and our own AC as precedent.
If it's the care-giver thing, then I don't take no lip from someone who has in-laws that take their kids EVERY SATURDAY!
nice work miko! just don't pull a michael kennedy, or you'll have to commit suicide-by-tree.
Nice one, AC. I remember after M. Kennedy and Sonny Bono were both killed by tree/ski combos within a week of each other, there was a manifesto supposedly released by the trees. "Stop deforestation or we will keep killing celebrities."
Congrats, Miko. I think we'd like a nanny but we're too in the newborn zone to think about it, if that makes sense. An 18 y.o. would be nice, except... Julie is 18, didn't I tell you?
Oh the death threat was definitely because of the frolicking through the land thing.
And lets not forget, my In-laws watch my kids every Saturday because we have to WORK!
AC, "death by tree", very funny. I will admit that I had to look up your Kennedy reference to figure out its relevance. (18 is NOT under-age BTW)
DCD, yeah, well, she is only here for a month, but it IS gonna be a whole month of FREEDOM! Movies, dinners, trips to Paris, hookers and eight-balls...well...maybe a movie. Let the jealousy ensue.
agreed, miko, she is consentin' age. however, the fact that your wife used to nanny her might make it just the teensiest bit distasteful.
AC, my wife makes the same point with some vehemence. (Apparently a bikini is NOT an appropriate gift to welcome the nanny to the house...who knew? I still think she would have liked it…)
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