Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Slow news day: Chris Kattan and wife separate after 8 weeks of marriage


From thesuperficial, Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don't plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren't too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine reports:

After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
I guess you could say, "The honeymoon is over." A ha ha ha! But, no, seriously, I'm sure the roofies just wore off. They'll be fine.

1 comment:

DKC said...

Um...Sunshine Tutt?!?!?

WTF is that about?

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