First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
WHAT A SEXY INJURY
The Daily Mail says that onlookers were “shocked” as Katie Holmes left rehearsals last night on Broadway because of several prominent bruises on both of her knees.
The actress smiled at waiting photographers, but her navy shift dress revealed the painful-looking injuries.
Despite the late hour, the wife of actor Tom Cruise accessorized her simple outfit with a pair of oversized designer shades.
Perhaps the 29-year-old hurt herself entertaining two-year-old daughter Suri. Hands-on mum Katie thinks nothing of kicking off her shoes to join her pretty daughter on the trampoline or at play.
She was giving head. There. We were all thinking it. She bruised her knees when she dropped to the floor to blow some guy. And I bet it was crazy good. I don’t know why but I think Katie would be awesome in bed. Some girls you can just tell. Sex with Katie would be like riding a bronco. Sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt would be reading a county school boards budget.
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