Friday, August 07, 2009

Death Star Costume, Or, Why I'm Cool Not Drinking Or Talking To Women On Halloween


From geekology, Wow. That's uh, that's really something. Mind if I punch you in the fa...POW! Haha, I guess not. Uh-oh, here comes another proton torpedo! pew pew! Listen: I'm sorry buddy, but the Dark Side makes me violent. You were gonna kill all those teddy bears!

5 comments:

Octopunk said...

If he were really hard core his face would be the laser dish

HandsomeStan said...

It's like my C-3PO haiku: Are you just admitting to yourself that you won't drink or pee for as long as you wish to submit yourself to this public humiliation?

There is a shred of coolness here, I suppose. You could walk up to fat chicks at parties and say in a metallic voice, "The Death Star is preparing to orbit the planet..."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

My first instinct was to push him down the stairs. My second instinct was to try and destroy him. I think a flare gun in the crotch would be a good place to start...

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Shoot him into a stone wall with a giant catapult.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Pretend he's a piƱata and beat him to death with a stick. Yeah that's the one...

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