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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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Yesterday Yohnny Sweatpahnts said: "I've gotta say, if I were Sandman I would pull the very same gag every day and it would never get old."
I think that is pretty much what we're in for. This is the third strip in a row ending with the Sandman using the word "sand" in a sentence. All this guy talks about is sand.
Here's next Tuesday:
"Sir, that taco will be three dollars."
"Oh yeah? Ya ever try to get three dollars from SAND?"
This is just all such crap. And, it's slow.
Nice pants.
Haha Octopunk, he said "sand" 3times in 3 panels yesterday!
I'm impressed with the cops' reaction time.
We should drink every time Sandman mentions sand.
Oh, I am.
Octo's right! We can all try our hands at scripting:
Example 1
GIRL: "Sandman, it's just not working out...I think we have to call this relationship quits."
SANDMAN: "Very interesting. But do you realize how difficult it will be to break up...WITH SAND?"
Example 2
IRS REPRESENTATIVE: "Sandman, we've looked over your most recent tax returns and we're afraid that we've found some grave irregularities that would seem to suggest the need for a deeper investigation."
SANDMAN: "Go ahead and try! Do you have any idea what it's like to audit...SAND?
Example 3
CONSTRUCTION FOREMAN: "Sir, we're going to finish bulldozing this area in preparation for the cement foundation of the new highway bypass, and I'm afraid we're going to need you to leave the premises."
SANDMAN: "Oh yeah? Do you have any idea what it's like to remove....SAND?"
CONSTRUCTION FORMAN: "Yes."
[pause]
SANDMAN: "Oh."
Those are all gold, Jordan!
Hahaha! I'm cryin'!
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