Haiku Hump Day: The 7 Deadly Sins

You know them, you love them, in fact you probably commit one or two of them every day. That's right, today we celebrate the deadly sins. Those seven little things that make life just a little more interesting. Adapted from Greek monastic theologian Evagrius of Pontus' list of 8 offenses and wicked human passions. In the late 6th century, Pope Gregory the Great reduced the list to these 7 items we've come to know and love.

Screw life, I just wanna watch T.V.

Sloth. The lazy slob who avoids any kind of physical work whatsoever. He probably spends his spare time on MySpace chatting with teenage girls. You know, he's the really cool guy with the smokin' avatar.

Holy crap! I'm more Handsome then Stan!

Pride/Vanity. Self-loving, Narcissistic folks. I wonder how many of these JPX and AC see in their daily workings. Then again, they would have to tear themselves away from the mirror and actually admit they have faults.

Tell me again why the super glue was in the lube drawer?

Lust. Now with all the talk of boobs in films here I don't think I need to elaborate much on lust. Just dig deep into your past and remember some of those embarrassing teenage moments where old lust took over any coherent thought you might have had. I know you remember.

Hulk smash!

Anger. This is one green monster we've all been familiar with at one time or another.

Touch my dollies and I'll fucking wreck you.

Greed. The mother of all sins. This is the heart and soul of corporate America at it's best. I can imagine these corporate moguls beginning life as these greedy little kids who hoarded all the toys at their daycare. Probably bartering for possession of souls.

Get me a bucket.

Gluttony. This needs no explanation, it's just gross.

Envy. The instigator of revenge plots, broken friendships and even murder. This little word packs a pretty good punch.

There you have it, 7 words of inspiration to fuel your creative little minds. So what are you waiting for, go Haiku!