Thursday, June 24, 2010

Just Follow The Directions: How To Beat Super Mario 3 In 11-Minutes



From geekology, These are the button-by-button instructions on how to beat Super Mario 3 in 11-minutes. I assume they work but I wouldn't know because I can't read and play video games at the same time. As a matter of fact, I can't read and do anything at the same time. Because I never learned to read do anything. What? Tying shoes is for pussies.

See video here

4 comments:

Octopunk said...

I saw 50 do this once, although maybe it was Mario 2 and maybe it was 9 minutes.

I never went in for cutesy video games. Sure, the original Zelda and Metroid were cutesy, but only in design, not content. Swords and rayguns vs. mushrooms and snails and crap.

Okay, I did play some Sonic the Hedgehog. But that's cutesy-edgy.

JPX said...

As everyone knows I suck at all video games but my favorite are the Mario games. Super Mario Galaxy is just fantastic! I'll take cutesy over Croft any day!

Octopunk said...

That's nice. Maybe afterwards you can play with your My Pretty Ponies, you big girl.

JPX said...

I just might do that!

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