Monday, June 28, 2010

The Truffle Shuffle T-Shirt



From geekology, At first I got all excited when I saw this because the model looked like an attractive lady and I thought I was gonna get a face full of napples. Then I realized it was just a dude that looks like a lady. That's the worst kind of dude, FYI. I'd still kiss him aside, this is a Truffle Shuffle t-shirt. It has "DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE" on the front, and a picture of Chunk's face when you flip it over your head to dance. Clever, you should probably get one. And I'm not just saying that because I'm gonna titty-twist your pepperonis off like radio dials, but I am. They don't call me the Purple Nurpler Areola Rolla' for nothing you know.

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

Chunk? So this is some Goonies thing?

Down here is our time, up there is theirs...

50PageMcGee said...

attractive lady? so this is some person who needs glasses thing? seriously, even if you couldn't tell immediately that it's a dude, this "chick" is about as attractive as Olive Oyl's feeble younger brother.

Octopunk said...

Aw, c'mon... if that were a woman, she could be the not-too-hard-on-the-eyes chick behind the counter at the DMV or something, where big eyebrows and a horse face aren't the worst you could see.