Malevolent
2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
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I’m sure none of you except for JPX knows that I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobic. It’s annoying, but manageable. Though, since I met JPX and list...
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Creepy on Dennis' part, Mr. Wilson looks none to happy about it. How did he know it was Mr. W's bathtime anyway? Was he peeping in on him or is Mrs. Wilson in on it?
Yeah, when I'm taking a bath I don't want to be anywhere near any of the neighbor's children. Of course, Mr. Wilson's response to Dennis' question could change everything...
Just once I'd love to see Mr. Wilson respond with a "Get the fuck out of my house you little brat before I tear your arms off!"
For some reason, Catfreeek's excellent example of "people reacting realistically" reminds me of my own mental version of Basic Instinct, which goes like this:
MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Ma'am, we're investigating a murder. What were your whereabouts last night at 10 PM?
SHARON STONE (smirking; flirty): Depends. Who's asking? That's certainly a mouthful. Are you wearing underwear, officer? (Etc. Etc. double entendres)
MICHAEL DOUGLAS (immediately, to deputies) Book her. Take her in. Right now. (to Stone) Ma'am, this is a murder investigation and nobody's in the mood for your childish games. If you can't answer some simple questions we're going to place you under arrest.
At least Dennis is wearing pants this time.
If Dennis was naked and trying to bathe with a grown man it might be time to take a closer look into what's going on at the Mitchell residence.
Perhaps Margaret's constant abuse has pushed Dennis into crossing the line. Joey's parents should be warned.
I think this "Mrs. Wilson's in on it" theory needs to be looked into. Perhaps she's jonesing for some life insurance money and is trying to work Mr. Wilson's weak heart. Dennis was once a very studious, unassuming child before she started plying him with a constant supply of pixie sticks.
Lady, just poison your husband and the strip will end! We won't tell, I promise.
I want "Not Me" to join Mr. Wilson for a bath.
If Not Me popped up from the water that just might be the end of Mr. Wilson's heart. Furthermore, let Dennis try to explain to the authorities that it was Not Me who offed the old guy, they'd lock the kid up in a rubber room.
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