(2005) *1/2
I chose to ignore JPX's warning about this movie because I'm the kind of guy who can only resist a movie called The Gingerdead Man starring Gary Busey for so long. With a cover like that, how could this movie be anything less than totally hilarious? And what the hell does JPX know anyway?
Oops. As much as I hate admitting that my older brother is right, his review pretty much nailed it. It goes without saying that no one who watches The Gingerdead Man expects to come out of it a little wiser or intellectually fulfilled. The rest of my thoughts on the matter can be answered by my bad movie checklist:
11 comments:
you should mimeo that checklist for all of the other movies out there it applies to.
Hilarious review. Unfortunately sounds funnier than the movie...
Love the checklist! Now you must watch part 2, of course...
The checklist is great! When we talked you asked me if I'd seen this, I thought yes but I was wrong. I've seen clips from it but never saw the whole film and thanks to you, I never will.Sometimes big brothers know best.
Just a thought, if he's really a giant cookie why didn't someone just eat him?
or douse him with milk for that matter? Oh jeez, now I want to know the whole story behind this monstrosity.
Don't do it, you'll be sorry!
Love the checklist! Not that there was much chance of me watching this anyway, but that clinches it.
Do you assign a Gary Busey rating to every movie you watch? I can see it now:
Next movie up, Schindler's List
Busey rating: zero.
Again
(Shakes fist)
I forgot to mention the atrocious dialog.
"Shit."
"Shit."
"You already said that."
wow, i'm so tempted... but according to the checklist, i would not enjoy.
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