Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Uwe Boll continues to make bad movies


From Moviesonline, When will someone stop the madness! The infamous Uwe Boll is currently prepping his next "project". "FAR CRY" is based on the 2004 video game. The plot follows a retired Special Forces Officer, Jack Carver who is now a gun for hire. A photographer contracts Jack to escort him to a group of remote islands. After arriving on the island the photographer disappears and Jack's boat is attacked and destroyed.

Jack must now find who attacked him and his missing employer. Rumor is this production will shoot in early 2007. Cast attached to the project is Michael Pare.

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

Even the screenshots from the video game look boring. You're on an island. You have a gun. Woo hoo.

At least he's combing the depths for his actors now. Michael Pare? That's more like it.

JPX said...

If he's going to continue adapting video games, I can think of others I'd rather see. Imagine a Centipede or Tempest flick? Tempest would have to be in 3D.

Octopunk said...

You're a nut. How would they do Tempest? Is the yellow thing a little guy they'd stick a useless character concept to, or is it a ship filled with badly-developed characters?

With Uwe Boll, your choices are endless -- as long as they're bad.

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