Monday, May 14, 2007

Why didn't they think of this years ago?

Instructables has a tutorial on how to make your own Han Solo in carbonite chocolate bar. Basically you make a mold out of a Star Wars toy and fill it with chocolate. Slightly better than my idea, which was to kidnap Harrison Ford and throw him in a vat of chocolate.

[JPX, I'd rather have a slave Leia]

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

Yeah, seriously, that should’ve been a promotional chocolate bar in 1997, 1999, 2002 or 2005. Several missed chances.

And they could’ve had a hilarious commercial in which an actor dressed like Boushh stole frozen Han and replaced him with the chocolate version, Jabba none the wiser.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That's a brilliant idea! And it's not too late to spearhead that ad campaign. Get Lucas on the phone!

50PageMcGee said...

dude, of course jabba would have noticed. he'd smell the chocolate and utter a languid "boshuuuuda" and then eat the thing before realizing, oh fuck, my trophy's gone!

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