I've missed the last couple, not through personal choice, just holiday craziness. I know it appears that I have an "Only SW" clause to my haiku contract, but that's not true. Anyway, ahem ahem...Chicks don't like figuresJedi mind tricks won't help youYou'll never get laidWhich sounds a lot harsher than I intended. Number 2:You! With the costume!Let's watch the Sci-Fi channelAnd use the word "frak"
She wouldn't do it"Please wear the Leia costume!"Begging never works
Sci-fi conventionWhy do they all have B.O?Jesus, take a bath
His breath was rancid"The latest Batman is in"Comic shop owner
She was annoying"How can you not like Star Wars?I got dumped again
Star Wars isn't coolThe force is illogicalI'm with Mr. Spock
Costumes everywhereChewie, Artoo, and VirgilI love conventions
Thon bloggers, all nerdsHow come it's just me and you?Bring it on, suckers!
Lightsaber brokenVader mask isn't breathingWorst. Fanboy. Ever.
I am an adultYet I still wear UnderoosOutside in public
Whatever BatmanWolverine would kick your assI'd pay to see that
I like comic booksThey make my penis feel bigDid I just type that?
She dressed as LeiaHer costume was just perfectYikes, 300 pounds
Who would you sleep with?Batgirl or Wonder Woman?I need a girlfriend
You guys are cracking me up.
See? Chicks ARE impressed.Now let me recite each wordFrom The Holy Grail
Rogue is the hottestBatgirl's no Mary MarvelAnd then there's She-Hulk
She didn't know meInsulted, such ignoranceI'm Darth Nilus, duh!
Waiting a lifetimemost important of life's tasksShatner's signature
Was that a Howard Stern reference, Catfreek?Rare action figure"It's worth a lot of money!"God, I need a life
Tuna fish sandwichWatching the bionic manWhere did life go wrong?
"Star Wars or Star Trek?"Common convention questionCan't I like them both?
I've been trying to work "action figure" in all afternoon - bravo!taH pagh taHbe'.DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS.quv'a', yabDaq San vaQIf THAT isn't a nerd haiku, I don't know WHAT is...anyone?
Playing New Wave songsBoom box with cassette playerMan, I miss those years
Why yes it was ;PShe was unnoticedGlued two danish to her headnow she is Leia
Shakesphere sounds betterWhen recited in KlingonAt least nerds think this
is that Klingon?
J-P-X! J-P-X! J-P-X!I was about to post:Can't believe this blogNo one even recognizesPhonetic KlingonI can't believe you even worked my SOURCE material into a haiku! My vote for #1! All hail JPX!
how sad is this that we actually know what it is, lol
JPX gets my vote too, you are truly the ubernerd
Awesome day aheadThis costume used to fit meStar Trek Convention
I thought I had this week's vote locked up with using fucking Klingon. I hadn't counted on JPX's "Klingon ne sais quoi," though...
Playing for keeps nowMagic the Gathering rules!D&D is dead**That was for my son and his former obsession
Friday night at homeBoth trilogies of Star WarsNary a woman
(I'll keep going until more people vote, I suppose)Several hundred bucksBrand new Stormtrooper armorIt was that or food
Who is the best Bond?Why can't I like all of them?The answer is Moore
Oh dear conventionsWhere knowledge makes me a GodUnlike home with Mom
Got blue ribbon dreamsDamn tauntaun suit is itchyCon was last week? Frak.
Lined up on my shelvesPieces of The AdventureThat I get to keep
Got Friday night buzzStack of new anime, chipsLife is freakin' sweet
Hate to disagreebut I prefer Connerywell, when he was young
Don't they understand?You can't go to the bathroomAs C-3PO
Box set came today!Firefly marathon startswhen kids get to sleep...
guess i missed my chancetoo busy to blog todaylove the topic though.rather read watchmen than watch sports of any kindwho you calling nerd?gender split midst nerds:boys like moore's bond, girls preferhot young connery.i adore johnny but don't need to read haikus about his penis.johnny's rebuttal:my penis my penis mypenis MY PENIS!!!
landshark has firefly?potent nerd-fodder indeed.if true, post review!
Review as followsAwesome, awesome, and awesomeFirefly rules OK
LOST is starting soonWhich means I'll be home ThursdaysMy phone will be off
Captain Mal ReynoldsOf the awesome FireflyUsed to act on soaps
Yay! Can't wait for LOST!Damn! Sawyer is oh so hotDesmond's not bad too
firefly rules of coursepost review of box set pleaseany good extras?desmond, sawyer, jack;sayid's not bad, and let's notleave out "island" kate.dr. horrible'ssingalong blog: NPH,fillion, whedon!
haiku hump day, wecraft nerd-themed poems, clever.nerd-dom's pinnacle.
It's gorran awesomeof course. Been a few years thoughso I am overdue.
Boys like Moore? No way!He's like your rich gay uncleConnery, then Craig
Glasses propped noseMarching to a different drumGalaxies beyond
Moore is the fun BondSean C. is a narcissistI want to punch him
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