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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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I've missed the last couple, not through personal choice, just holiday craziness. I know it appears that I have an "Only SW" clause to my haiku contract, but that's not true. Anyway, ahem ahem...
Chicks don't like figures
Jedi mind tricks won't help you
You'll never get laid
Which sounds a lot harsher than I intended. Number 2:
You! With the costume!
Let's watch the Sci-Fi channel
And use the word "frak"
She wouldn't do it
"Please wear the Leia costume!"
Begging never works
Sci-fi convention
Why do they all have B.O?
Jesus, take a bath
His breath was rancid
"The latest Batman is in"
Comic shop owner
She was annoying
"How can you not like Star Wars?
I got dumped again
Star Wars isn't cool
The force is illogical
I'm with Mr. Spock
Costumes everywhere
Chewie, Artoo, and Virgil
I love conventions
Thon bloggers, all nerds
How come it's just me and you?
Bring it on, suckers!
Lightsaber broken
Vader mask isn't breathing
Worst. Fanboy. Ever.
I am an adult
Yet I still wear Underoos
Outside in public
Whatever Batman
Wolverine would kick your ass
I'd pay to see that
I like comic books
They make my penis feel big
Did I just type that?
She dressed as Leia
Her costume was just perfect
Yikes, 300 pounds
Who would you sleep with?
Batgirl or Wonder Woman?
I need a girlfriend
You guys are cracking me up.
See? Chicks ARE impressed.
Now let me recite each word
From The Holy Grail
Rogue is the hottest
Batgirl's no Mary Marvel
And then there's She-Hulk
She didn't know me
Insulted, such ignorance
I'm Darth Nilus, duh!
Waiting a lifetime
most important of life's tasks
Shatner's signature
Was that a Howard Stern reference, Catfreek?
Rare action figure
"It's worth a lot of money!"
God, I need a life
Tuna fish sandwich
Watching the bionic man
Where did life go wrong?
"Star Wars or Star Trek?"
Common convention question
Can't I like them both?
I've been trying to work "action figure" in all afternoon - bravo!
taH pagh taHbe'.
DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS.
quv'a', yabDaq San vaQ
If THAT isn't a nerd haiku, I don't know WHAT is...anyone?
Playing New Wave songs
Boom box with cassette player
Man, I miss those years
Why yes it was ;P
She was unnoticed
Glued two danish to her head
now she is Leia
Shakesphere sounds better
When recited in Klingon
At least nerds think this
is that Klingon?
J-P-X! J-P-X! J-P-X!
I was about to post:
Can't believe this blog
No one even recognizes
Phonetic Klingon
I can't believe you even worked my SOURCE material into a haiku! My vote for #1! All hail JPX!
how sad is this that we actually know what it is, lol
JPX gets my vote too, you are truly the ubernerd
Awesome day ahead
This costume used to fit me
Star Trek Convention
I thought I had this week's vote locked up with using fucking Klingon. I hadn't counted on JPX's "Klingon ne sais quoi," though...
Playing for keeps now
Magic the Gathering rules!
D&D is dead*
*That was for my son and his former obsession
Friday night at home
Both trilogies of Star Wars
Nary a woman
(I'll keep going until more people vote, I suppose)
Several hundred bucks
Brand new Stormtrooper armor
It was that or food
Who is the best Bond?
Why can't I like all of them?
The answer is Moore
Oh dear conventions
Where knowledge makes me a God
Unlike home with Mom
Got blue ribbon dreams
Damn tauntaun suit is itchy
Con was last week? Frak.
Lined up on my shelves
Pieces of The Adventure
That I get to keep
Got Friday night buzz
Stack of new anime, chips
Life is freakin' sweet
Hate to disagree
but I prefer Connery
well, when he was young
Don't they understand?
You can't go to the bathroom
As C-3PO
Box set came today!
Firefly marathon starts
when kids get to sleep...
guess i missed my chance
too busy to blog today
love the topic though.
rather read watchmen
than watch sports of any kind
who you calling nerd?
gender split midst nerds:
boys like moore's bond, girls prefer
hot young connery.
i adore johnny
but don't need to read haikus
about his penis.
johnny's rebuttal:
my penis my penis my
penis MY PENIS!!!
landshark has firefly?
potent nerd-fodder indeed.
if true, post review!
Review as follows
Awesome, awesome, and awesome
Firefly rules OK
LOST is starting soon
Which means I'll be home Thursdays
My phone will be off
Captain Mal Reynolds
Of the awesome Firefly
Used to act on soaps
Yay! Can't wait for LOST!
Damn! Sawyer is oh so hot
Desmond's not bad too
firefly rules of course
post review of box set please
any good extras?
desmond, sawyer, jack;
sayid's not bad, and let's not
leave out "island" kate.
dr. horrible's
singalong blog: NPH,
fillion, whedon!
haiku hump day, we
craft nerd-themed poems, clever.
nerd-dom's pinnacle.
It's gorran awesome
of course. Been a few years though
so I am overdue.
Boys like Moore? No way!
He's like your rich gay uncle
Connery, then Craig
Glasses propped nose
Marching to a different drum
Galaxies beyond
Moore is the fun Bond
Sean C. is a narcissist
I want to punch him
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