And finally, Handsome Stan's choice of all-black wardrobe on set today, in honor of the theme:
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Ahem.
Ninjas are awesome
They flip out and kill people
Ninjas hate pirates
Good luck, everybody!
Pirates or Ninjas
Is there really a choice there?
Of course, Ninja's rule
All dressed up in black
Lurks back stage, Ninja attack!
Wait! It's Johnny Cash
They always look cool
But when you think about it
What is their purpose?
The ninja was quick
He wore a mask and a robe
I saw his penis
To look good in black
To wield swords and throwing stars
Purpose? Don't need one.
When not out killing
What do they do with free time?
I bet something lame
Ninjas might look cool
They are no match for a gun
Sword? Ha! Bang, you're dead
Silent but deadly
I didn't mean it like that!
This is a warmup
I was a ninja...
Seventh grade metal shop class
Trained by Mr. "O"
But how can one shoot
a target that may not exist?
Oops, too late, you're dead
Stormshadow was cool
But why didn't he wear black?
Gay ninja perhaps?
Snake Eyes figure -
Why does he come with a purse?
Not very badass...
The modern ninja
He left his sword on the bus
Bad way to travel
Ninjas puzzle me
Why wear a bathrobe to fight?
It would be drafty
It's not a bathrobe
You're a bathrobe, JPX
That's right - you heard me
NOW we're cookin'. I was surprised that JPX was the first to break the "penis" seal this week.
Early front runners: Catfreeek with Johnny Cash, JPX with the gun, and JSP with the purse. Hilarious!
Gonna kill that guy
Whoops I failed in my mission
Disemboweling
Do ninjas find love?
Too busy saving the world
Girls get in the way
See my invention!
The boomerang shuriken
Lodged in my forehead
Stormshadow: so gay
All that flipping and slicing
Won't impress Snake Eyes
Octo joins the fray!
THAT made me snarf little. Points for working in "shuriken"! Dead heat!
Laundry day is hard
Lots of dark gray dryer lint
Black is the new black
Like the three stooges,
And science fiction, of course
Girls don't like ninjas
Many Halloweens
Boys always pick Ninja garb
Plastic stars still hurt
Penis seal? What's that?
Must be a some guy kinda thing
Ninja penis, snark
The ninja outfit
Why does it gotta be black?
Racist, fuck the man!
(Dear lord, first you get me blogging, now writing poetry...sigh.)
Assasain, killer
Maybe he just needs some love,
Or he digs murder
Off into the night
He is not looking for love,
but he'll take your heart
Miko, that's my favorite so far!
He would not wear black
Instead he chose a white robe
R.I.P., dummy
To publish early
Without a simple spell-check
Misspell Assassin
He moved quietly,
Trying to surprise his foe
Damnit, peanut shells!
I hate watching sports
They bore me, but I do love
Ninja Warrior
"Girls hate Ninjas" hah!
I'd pick a Ninja over
flamboyant pirate
Blacker than the night
Cold steel on the unwary
- Damn forgot my sword
Frozen you feel it
Shadow quickly moves like wind
- Damn poltergeist tree!
Look out - Sub Zero!
Chinese ninja warrior
With his heart so cold...
Think about this one:
Everybody wears a mask
Not just the ninjas
JSP! With the Mortal Kombat techno ALBUM reference! (An album I am proud to say I own)
Love that, love miko's "But he'll take your heart", love nowandzen's "Damn forgot my sword.' Geniuses, all of you.
Another amazing Hump Day so far!
Mysterious garb
Maybe the reason for masks
Awful, awful breath
i was a ninja
for two years, i killed people
stopped: no dental plan
poor sex choice, ninja
insisting on black condom?
looks like it's rotting
Dated a Ninja
It was unbearable though
He slept with his sword
The perfect weapon
Is not a ninja, mind you
It is TWO ninjas
Here I go again
Kicking, dodging, stealthy me
Chuck Norris my ass
I meant to add these have been great today, great stuff everyone.
No kidding! And I seriously almost went with "Chuck Norris" as the topic. We can save him for another week. But way to put him in his place!
I hope more of the West Coast keeps chiming in. Polls stay open til midnight New York time!
Nice pic Handsome Stan
But that isn't ninja garb
You're wearing a couch
That's one big ass coat
And what is up with the sword?
Is that not a pen?
silly pants should know
pen is as mighty as sword
when held by ninja
i apologize
last haiku was terrible
seppuku for me
One last ninja stab
Get it? Sigh, it's not funny
Still, that coat is huge
That was a bloodbath
16 hours of ninjas
My coat? I'll stab you...
By the way, you all
My avatar has a name
"Captain Avatar"
Star Blazers fans unite!
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