Ahem.Ninjas are awesomeThey flip out and kill peopleNinjas hate piratesGood luck, everybody!
Pirates or NinjasIs there really a choice there?Of course, Ninja's rule
All dressed up in blackLurks back stage, Ninja attack!Wait! It's Johnny Cash
They always look coolBut when you think about itWhat is their purpose?
The ninja was quickHe wore a mask and a robeI saw his penis
To look good in blackTo wield swords and throwing starsPurpose? Don't need one.
When not out killingWhat do they do with free time?I bet something lame
Ninjas might look cool They are no match for a gunSword? Ha! Bang, you're dead
Silent but deadly I didn't mean it like that!This is a warmup
I was a ninja...Seventh grade metal shop classTrained by Mr. "O"
But how can one shoota target that may not exist?Oops, too late, you're dead
Stormshadow was coolBut why didn't he wear black?Gay ninja perhaps?
Snake Eyes figure - Why does he come with a purse?Not very badass...
The modern ninjaHe left his sword on the busBad way to travel
Ninjas puzzle meWhy wear a bathrobe to fight?It would be drafty
It's not a bathrobeYou're a bathrobe, JPXThat's right - you heard me
NOW we're cookin'. I was surprised that JPX was the first to break the "penis" seal this week.Early front runners: Catfreeek with Johnny Cash, JPX with the gun, and JSP with the purse. Hilarious!Gonna kill that guyWhoops I failed in my missionDisemboweling
Do ninjas find love?Too busy saving the worldGirls get in the way
See my invention!The boomerang shurikenLodged in my forehead
Stormshadow: so gayAll that flipping and slicingWon't impress Snake Eyes
Octo joins the fray!THAT made me snarf little. Points for working in "shuriken"! Dead heat!Laundry day is hardLots of dark gray dryer lintBlack is the new black
Like the three stooges,And science fiction, of courseGirls don't like ninjas
Many HalloweensBoys always pick Ninja garbPlastic stars still hurt
Penis seal? What's that?Must be a some guy kinda thingNinja penis, snark
The ninja outfitWhy does it gotta be black?Racist, fuck the man!(Dear lord, first you get me blogging, now writing poetry...sigh.)
Assasain, killerMaybe he just needs some love,Or he digs murder
Off into the nightHe is not looking for love,but he'll take your heart
Miko, that's my favorite so far!He would not wear blackInstead he chose a white robeR.I.P., dummy
To publish earlyWithout a simple spell-checkMisspell Assassin
He moved quietly,Trying to surprise his foeDamnit, peanut shells!
I hate watching sportsThey bore me, but I do loveNinja Warrior
"Girls hate Ninjas" hah!I'd pick a Ninja overflamboyant pirate
Blacker than the nightCold steel on the unwary - Damn forgot my sword
Frozen you feel itShadow quickly moves like wind - Damn poltergeist tree!
Look out - Sub Zero! Chinese ninja warriorWith his heart so cold...
Think about this one:Everybody wears a maskNot just the ninjas
JSP! With the Mortal Kombat techno ALBUM reference! (An album I am proud to say I own)Love that, love miko's "But he'll take your heart", love nowandzen's "Damn forgot my sword.' Geniuses, all of you.Another amazing Hump Day so far!Mysterious garbMaybe the reason for masksAwful, awful breath
i was a ninjafor two years, i killed peoplestopped: no dental plan
poor sex choice, ninjainsisting on black condom?looks like it's rotting
Dated a NinjaIt was unbearable thoughHe slept with his sword
The perfect weaponIs not a ninja, mind youIt is TWO ninjas
Here I go againKicking, dodging, stealthy meChuck Norris my ass
I meant to add these have been great today, great stuff everyone.
No kidding! And I seriously almost went with "Chuck Norris" as the topic. We can save him for another week. But way to put him in his place!I hope more of the West Coast keeps chiming in. Polls stay open til midnight New York time!
Nice pic Handsome StanBut that isn't ninja garbYou're wearing a couch
That's one big ass coatAnd what is up with the sword?Is that not a pen?
silly pants should knowpen is as mighty as swordwhen held by ninja
i apologizelast haiku was terribleseppuku for me
One last ninja stabGet it? Sigh, it's not funnyStill, that coat is huge
That was a bloodbath16 hours of ninjasMy coat? I'll stab you...
By the way, you allMy avatar has a name"Captain Avatar"Star Blazers fans unite!
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