Wednesday, January 14, 2009

HAIKU HUMP DAY!!! This week's topic: Ninjas

Here's some photographic motivational material to get everyone PUMPED!!

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And finally, Handsome Stan's choice of all-black wardrobe on set today, in honor of the theme:

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51 comments:

HandsomeStan said...

Ahem.

Ninjas are awesome
They flip out and kill people
Ninjas hate pirates


Good luck, everybody!

Catfreeek said...

Pirates or Ninjas
Is there really a choice there?
Of course, Ninja's rule

Catfreeek said...

All dressed up in black
Lurks back stage, Ninja attack!
Wait! It's Johnny Cash

JPX said...

They always look cool
But when you think about it
What is their purpose?

JPX said...

The ninja was quick
He wore a mask and a robe
I saw his penis

HandsomeStan said...

To look good in black
To wield swords and throwing stars
Purpose? Don't need one.

JPX said...

When not out killing
What do they do with free time?
I bet something lame

JPX said...

Ninjas might look cool
They are no match for a gun
Sword? Ha! Bang, you're dead

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Silent but deadly
I didn't mean it like that!
This is a warmup

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I was a ninja...
Seventh grade metal shop class
Trained by Mr. "O"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

But how can one shoot
a target that may not exist?
Oops, too late, you're dead

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Stormshadow was cool
But why didn't he wear black?
Gay ninja perhaps?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Snake Eyes figure -
Why does he come with a purse?
Not very badass...

JPX said...

The modern ninja
He left his sword on the bus
Bad way to travel

JPX said...

Ninjas puzzle me
Why wear a bathrobe to fight?
It would be drafty

Johnny Sweatpants said...

It's not a bathrobe
You're a bathrobe, JPX
That's right - you heard me

HandsomeStan said...

NOW we're cookin'. I was surprised that JPX was the first to break the "penis" seal this week.

Early front runners: Catfreeek with Johnny Cash, JPX with the gun, and JSP with the purse. Hilarious!

Gonna kill that guy
Whoops I failed in my mission
Disemboweling

JPX said...

Do ninjas find love?
Too busy saving the world
Girls get in the way

Octopunk said...

See my invention!
The boomerang shuriken
Lodged in my forehead

Octopunk said...

Stormshadow: so gay
All that flipping and slicing
Won't impress Snake Eyes

HandsomeStan said...

Octo joins the fray!

THAT made me snarf little. Points for working in "shuriken"! Dead heat!

Laundry day is hard
Lots of dark gray dryer lint
Black is the new black

JPX said...

Like the three stooges,
And science fiction, of course
Girls don't like ninjas

Catfreeek said...

Many Halloweens
Boys always pick Ninja garb
Plastic stars still hurt

Catfreeek said...

Penis seal? What's that?
Must be a some guy kinda thing
Ninja penis, snark

miko564 said...

The ninja outfit
Why does it gotta be black?
Racist, fuck the man!

(Dear lord, first you get me blogging, now writing poetry...sigh.)

miko564 said...

Assasain, killer
Maybe he just needs some love,
Or he digs murder

miko564 said...

Off into the night
He is not looking for love,
but he'll take your heart

JPX said...

Miko, that's my favorite so far!



He would not wear black
Instead he chose a white robe
R.I.P., dummy

miko564 said...

To publish early
Without a simple spell-check
Misspell Assassin

JPX said...

He moved quietly,
Trying to surprise his foe
Damnit, peanut shells!

Catfreeek said...

I hate watching sports
They bore me, but I do love
Ninja Warrior

Catfreeek said...

"Girls hate Ninjas" hah!
I'd pick a Ninja over
flamboyant pirate

nowandzen said...

Blacker than the night
Cold steel on the unwary
- Damn forgot my sword

nowandzen said...

Frozen you feel it
Shadow quickly moves like wind
- Damn poltergeist tree!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Look out - Sub Zero!
Chinese ninja warrior
With his heart so cold...

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Think about this one:
Everybody wears a mask
Not just the ninjas

HandsomeStan said...

JSP! With the Mortal Kombat techno ALBUM reference! (An album I am proud to say I own)

Love that, love miko's "But he'll take your heart", love nowandzen's "Damn forgot my sword.' Geniuses, all of you.

Another amazing Hump Day so far!

Mysterious garb
Maybe the reason for masks
Awful, awful breath

50PageMcGee said...

i was a ninja
for two years, i killed people
stopped: no dental plan

50PageMcGee said...

poor sex choice, ninja
insisting on black condom?
looks like it's rotting

Catfreeek said...

Dated a Ninja
It was unbearable though
He slept with his sword

HandsomeStan said...

The perfect weapon
Is not a ninja, mind you
It is TWO ninjas

nowandzen said...

Here I go again
Kicking, dodging, stealthy me
Chuck Norris my ass

nowandzen said...

I meant to add these have been great today, great stuff everyone.

HandsomeStan said...

No kidding! And I seriously almost went with "Chuck Norris" as the topic. We can save him for another week. But way to put him in his place!

I hope more of the West Coast keeps chiming in. Polls stay open til midnight New York time!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Nice pic Handsome Stan
But that isn't ninja garb
You're wearing a couch

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That's one big ass coat
And what is up with the sword?
Is that not a pen?

50PageMcGee said...

silly pants should know
pen is as mighty as sword
when held by ninja

50PageMcGee said...

i apologize
last haiku was terrible
seppuku for me

Johnny Sweatpants said...

One last ninja stab
Get it? Sigh, it's not funny
Still, that coat is huge

HandsomeStan said...

That was a bloodbath
16 hours of ninjas
My coat? I'll stab you...

HandsomeStan said...

By the way, you all
My avatar has a name
"Captain Avatar"

Star Blazers fans unite!