Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Haiku Hump Day, Super Friends!

I'm sure none of you are asking "who are the Super Friends?" but in case you're wondering "who exactly are the Super Friends?" I have compiled some bright and colorful information.


Any of the characters from the above series, featuring Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, their friends Marvin and Wendy and their pet Wonderdog.

Or the second series, pictured above, featuring Superwonderbatrobinaquamanmanman and the Wonder Twins Zan and Jayna, and their space monkey Gleek.

Or the third series, featuring Supwandabat and number of guest stars, like (clockwise from the Indian) Apache Chief, Hawkman, Flash, Black Bolt, Green Lantern and Samurai.

For more characters, you can check the Wikipedia page.

Forgive the bookish sendoff. I doubt any leveling of the nerdly playing field was required, but perhaps I saved someone the annoyance of looking up the name of the Wonder Twins' stupid monkey.

Now off you go!

[JPX]I wanted to add as a reminder that the Super Friends had Super Foes, The Legion of Doom.

61 comments:

Octopunk said...

Tap tap tap. Cough.

Aquaman's secret
Telepathic song, all his
Fish sing like angels

JPX said...

I always wondered
Why Batman's young ward wore tights
"Young ward?" That's creepy

The Legion of Doom
Were certainly misguided
World domination?

Why join Super Friends?
Superman doesn't need them
They get in the way

Catfreeek said...

Aquaman's depressed
Can't find his dear fishy wife
Hey, is that sushi?

Wonder Twins silent
Won't look at Aquaman
They caught the sushi

JPX said...

Why wasn't I asked?
To join this crime fighting group?
Screwed again, Shazam!

Catfreeek said...

Batman is so pissed
Thought he had the best gadgets
Invisible jet!

JPX said...

The Hall of Justice
Seems like a cool place to work
I've heard it's drafty

JPX said...

The Mighty Isis
A poor girl's Wonder Woman
Not nearly as hot

JPX said...

Love it when he says,
"Meanwhile, at the Hall of..."
Wait, is that Ted Knight?

Catfreeek said...

A big mystery
Why did Wonderdog leave them?
Robin humped his leg

Catfreeek said...

Superman's so buff
Lifting structures builds muscle
Too bad he's taken

Catfreeek said...

JPX I love this one:

"Why wasn't I asked?
To join this crime fighting group?
Screwed again, Shazam!"

Catfreeek said...

Gathered in one place
Justice league's an easy mark
Retarded bad guys

HandsomeStan said...

Oh those Wonder Twins
Always a bird and water
Who got that bucket?

HandsomeStan said...

Everyone had tights
But only one without pants
What was Black Bolt's deal?

HandsomeStan said...

The Legion Of Doom
Headquarters under a swamp
No WONDER they're pissed

Catfreeek said...

Never liked this show
Superheroes were boring
I watched bugs bunny

HandsomeStan said...

Lame superpower:
A really BIG Indian
Poor Apache Chief

Catfreeek said...

The Legion of Doom?
But they always lost the fight
Was it their own Doom?

Catfreeek said...

Wonder Twins useless
Brought comic relief to league
That stoopid monkey

JPX said...

I hate that monkey!
He's as bad as Gilligan
Always fucking up

nowandzen said...

Why this mortal coil
an albatross on my neck
Fu@#$ it - right turn Clide

JPX said...

I used to watch this
The "Egg" episode scared me
I was a dumb kid

JPX said...

Wendy and Marvin
Two typical teenagers
How I hated them

JPX said...

Invisible Jet?
It never made any sense
She was visible

HandsomeStan said...

Bat Plane visible
Why ain't it invisible?
Same make and model

Wonder Woman ehhh
Not too many chicks in this
Cheetah's hot, I guess

miko564 said...

Wondertwin Powers?
He took the form of water!
Anyone have a mop?

miko564 said...

Cat, I love your Sushi one!!

miko564 said...

Superfriends were dumb
Superman shouldn't need help
Avoid Kryptonite!

miko564 said...

Screw Legion of Doom
Stayed in Darth Vaders Head
Must be Star Wars Geeks

Catfreeek said...

Lame to choose water?
What if the bad guys drank him?
Change back, explode guts

Catfreeek said...

What good's Aquaman
If the battle's not near water
totally useless

Catfreeek said...

I always wondered
Who's boinking Wonder Woman?
Superman? Batman?

Catfreeek said...

Hanna-Barbera
Made cheap and cheesy cartoons
This was one of them

JPX said...

Where are the Thon girls?
Too good for superheroes?
Catfreek doesn't count!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Monkey needs to die
Wonder Twins are bad enough
Without that buffoon

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Who's the purple guy?
Top row, 2nd from the left?
He looks like a prick

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I’m Apache Chief
First I’m small and then I’m huge
And that’s about it

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I’m Apache Chief
Penis as big as a bus
Care for a looksie?

Dana's Brain said...

You know Batman thinks,
"Super powers, what sissies.
Who's the real man here?"

Chris said...

Hey there gang. Nowandzen turned me onto your blog and I really enjoy it. There's a lot of good ones today, but SHAZAM is my fav so far.

Here's a few from a first timer.

Casey Kasem rocks!
HUGE DJ, HOT DAUGHTER and
"cough" voice of robin.

Happy Black Vulcan
Sweet tears of lightning for the
Inauguration.

The Justice League should
Persuade Robin to recruit
Both Ace and Gary.

Dana's Brain said...

Hmm. Bunch of racists
Third series before Black Bolt
Makes it. Damn Whitey!

Dana's Brain said...

Ted Knight, what a voice!
Sweet tones for a crap cartoon.
Must have lost a bet.

JPX said...

Nice work, Chris and welcome aboard!

Tired of Tetris
Not much crime in the ocean
I'm so fucking bored

HandsomeStan said...

I REALLY dig Cat's "useless Aquaman" one. Hilarious!

I seem to recall
A guy named El Dorado
He could teleport

HandsomeStan said...

Swamp and gorilla
Legion of Doom must smell bad
Almost criminal

HandsomeStan said...

Green Lantern is great
(Oh crap where'd I leave that ring)
Now he is just Green

Catfreeek said...
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Catfreeek said...

Marvin and Wendy
Both annoying as all hell
Good thing they brought dog

Wonder Dog is cool
but he's only in disguise
He's really Astro

Catfreeek said...

First picture baffles
Posed in front of a rainbow
Robin looks uneasy

Catfreeek said...

I have to amend this one cause the syllabic count was off:

What good's Aquaman
If battle's not near water
totally useless

nowandzen said...

After looking at my contribution about the hero that has to travel with the lame ape in the legion of doom earlier I am disappointed in myself for using characters to blot out the expletives. So in the words of Kramer I'm reposting and letting the expletives fly!

Why this mortal coil
An albatross on my neck
Fuck it - right turn Clide

nowandzen said...

I have been gone all day but catching many of these on my phone and Johnny you are cracking me up.

Ok here's another


This name for heroes
Is that all they had? Really?
Super Friends - How gay

Chris said...

Wonder Woman wears
Shorts. Super bikini line
breaks razor again!

nowandzen said...

Lantern, ring and gills
A dog to help, what the hell
Superfriends - how sweet


Dork knocks at my door
I gave at the office - be gone
Oh, a Superfiend

50PageMcGee said...

Barack Obama
Should be in the Justice League
Name: Dark Knight...oh, wait

50PageMcGee said...

About hero names:
Always have ethnic reference
'Cept for the white dudes.

50PageMcGee said...

No time for real crimes
Teen sidekicks captured again
Nice going, dipshits

50PageMcGee said...

Look up in the sky!
Bird? Plane? 12 foot vagina!
Giganta needs pants.

Julie said...

Super boob ladies
Needed strapless bras of steel
For those big ol' guns.

Julie said...

So weird that one day
We saw Aquaman fucking
That poor monkey Gleek.

Julie said...

The super ladies
Earn sixty cents to the buck
Of what the guys make.