Any of the characters from the above series, featuring Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, their friends Marvin and Wendy and their pet Wonderdog.
Or the second series, pictured above, featuring Superwonderbatrobinaquamanmanman and the Wonder Twins Zan and Jayna, and their space monkey Gleek.
Or the third series, featuring Supwandabat and number of guest stars, like (clockwise from the Indian) Apache Chief, Hawkman, Flash, Black Bolt, Green Lantern and Samurai.For more characters, you can check the Wikipedia page.
Forgive the bookish sendoff. I doubt any leveling of the nerdly playing field was required, but perhaps I saved someone the annoyance of looking up the name of the Wonder Twins' stupid monkey.
Now off you go!
[JPX]I wanted to add as a reminder that the Super Friends had Super Foes, The Legion of Doom.
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Tap tap tap. Cough.
Aquaman's secret
Telepathic song, all his
Fish sing like angels
I always wondered
Why Batman's young ward wore tights
"Young ward?" That's creepy
The Legion of Doom
Were certainly misguided
World domination?
Why join Super Friends?
Superman doesn't need them
They get in the way
Aquaman's depressed
Can't find his dear fishy wife
Hey, is that sushi?
Wonder Twins silent
Won't look at Aquaman
They caught the sushi
Why wasn't I asked?
To join this crime fighting group?
Screwed again, Shazam!
Batman is so pissed
Thought he had the best gadgets
Invisible jet!
The Hall of Justice
Seems like a cool place to work
I've heard it's drafty
The Mighty Isis
A poor girl's Wonder Woman
Not nearly as hot
Love it when he says,
"Meanwhile, at the Hall of..."
Wait, is that Ted Knight?
A big mystery
Why did Wonderdog leave them?
Robin humped his leg
Superman's so buff
Lifting structures builds muscle
Too bad he's taken
JPX I love this one:
"Why wasn't I asked?
To join this crime fighting group?
Screwed again, Shazam!"
Gathered in one place
Justice league's an easy mark
Retarded bad guys
Oh those Wonder Twins
Always a bird and water
Who got that bucket?
Everyone had tights
But only one without pants
What was Black Bolt's deal?
The Legion Of Doom
Headquarters under a swamp
No WONDER they're pissed
Never liked this show
Superheroes were boring
I watched bugs bunny
Lame superpower:
A really BIG Indian
Poor Apache Chief
The Legion of Doom?
But they always lost the fight
Was it their own Doom?
Wonder Twins useless
Brought comic relief to league
That stoopid monkey
I hate that monkey!
He's as bad as Gilligan
Always fucking up
Why this mortal coil
an albatross on my neck
Fu@#$ it - right turn Clide
I used to watch this
The "Egg" episode scared me
I was a dumb kid
Wendy and Marvin
Two typical teenagers
How I hated them
Invisible Jet?
It never made any sense
She was visible
Bat Plane visible
Why ain't it invisible?
Same make and model
Wonder Woman ehhh
Not too many chicks in this
Cheetah's hot, I guess
Wondertwin Powers?
He took the form of water!
Anyone have a mop?
Cat, I love your Sushi one!!
Superfriends were dumb
Superman shouldn't need help
Avoid Kryptonite!
Screw Legion of Doom
Stayed in Darth Vaders Head
Must be Star Wars Geeks
Lame to choose water?
What if the bad guys drank him?
Change back, explode guts
What good's Aquaman
If the battle's not near water
totally useless
I always wondered
Who's boinking Wonder Woman?
Superman? Batman?
Hanna-Barbera
Made cheap and cheesy cartoons
This was one of them
Where are the Thon girls?
Too good for superheroes?
Catfreek doesn't count!
Monkey needs to die
Wonder Twins are bad enough
Without that buffoon
Who's the purple guy?
Top row, 2nd from the left?
He looks like a prick
I’m Apache Chief
First I’m small and then I’m huge
And that’s about it
I’m Apache Chief
Penis as big as a bus
Care for a looksie?
You know Batman thinks,
"Super powers, what sissies.
Who's the real man here?"
Hey there gang. Nowandzen turned me onto your blog and I really enjoy it. There's a lot of good ones today, but SHAZAM is my fav so far.
Here's a few from a first timer.
Casey Kasem rocks!
HUGE DJ, HOT DAUGHTER and
"cough" voice of robin.
Happy Black Vulcan
Sweet tears of lightning for the
Inauguration.
The Justice League should
Persuade Robin to recruit
Both Ace and Gary.
Hmm. Bunch of racists
Third series before Black Bolt
Makes it. Damn Whitey!
Ted Knight, what a voice!
Sweet tones for a crap cartoon.
Must have lost a bet.
Nice work, Chris and welcome aboard!
Tired of Tetris
Not much crime in the ocean
I'm so fucking bored
I REALLY dig Cat's "useless Aquaman" one. Hilarious!
I seem to recall
A guy named El Dorado
He could teleport
Swamp and gorilla
Legion of Doom must smell bad
Almost criminal
Green Lantern is great
(Oh crap where'd I leave that ring)
Now he is just Green
Marvin and Wendy
Both annoying as all hell
Good thing they brought dog
Wonder Dog is cool
but he's only in disguise
He's really Astro
First picture baffles
Posed in front of a rainbow
Robin looks uneasy
I have to amend this one cause the syllabic count was off:
What good's Aquaman
If battle's not near water
totally useless
After looking at my contribution about the hero that has to travel with the lame ape in the legion of doom earlier I am disappointed in myself for using characters to blot out the expletives. So in the words of Kramer I'm reposting and letting the expletives fly!
Why this mortal coil
An albatross on my neck
Fuck it - right turn Clide
I have been gone all day but catching many of these on my phone and Johnny you are cracking me up.
Ok here's another
This name for heroes
Is that all they had? Really?
Super Friends - How gay
Wonder Woman wears
Shorts. Super bikini line
breaks razor again!
Lantern, ring and gills
A dog to help, what the hell
Superfriends - how sweet
Dork knocks at my door
I gave at the office - be gone
Oh, a Superfiend
Barack Obama
Should be in the Justice League
Name: Dark Knight...oh, wait
About hero names:
Always have ethnic reference
'Cept for the white dudes.
No time for real crimes
Teen sidekicks captured again
Nice going, dipshits
Look up in the sky!
Bird? Plane? 12 foot vagina!
Giganta needs pants.
Super boob ladies
Needed strapless bras of steel
For those big ol' guns.
So weird that one day
We saw Aquaman fucking
That poor monkey Gleek.
The super ladies
Earn sixty cents to the buck
Of what the guys make.
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