I thought long and hard on my choice of topic. I thought about going with a Marvel comic theme since the last topic was all about DC. Also, Johnny Quest because that show was just aching to be picked apart, but then I thought either of those might leave the ladies perplexed and I really wanted to find a topic that would leave no one out. Of course I thought about cats, but then again I always think about cats and that just would have been too obvious so I had to strike that topic. Besides, hearing about Miko’s recent cat trauma would have made for a lot of sad haiku’s. Poor Riley :(
Instead I chose something we could all sink our teeth into. Be it flesh-eating or Serpent & the Rainbow style tetrodotoxin induced zombification. Romero or Fulci, Viral infection or something from space.
Heck, even Michael Jackson got into the Zombie movement! So any way you can serve them up, we know ‘em, we love ‘em and now it’s time to pay homage to these feisty but loveable flesh-eating fiends.
Give it your best, bloodiest, grossest and funniest effort. I’m quite sure choosing a winner will be about as difficult as stopping the living dead with a bag of marshmallows but I’m up for the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Grab yourself a bowl of warm brains and get to writing. I’m looking forward to all your entries.
I thought long and hard on my choice of topic. I thought about going with a Marvel comic theme since the last topic was all about DC. Also, Johnny Quest because that show was just aching to be picked apart, but then I thought either of those might leave the ladies perplexed and I really wanted to find a topic that would leave no one out. Of course I thought about cats, but then again I always think about cats and that just would have been too obvious so I had to strike that topic. Besides, hearing about Miko’s recent cat trauma would have made for a lot of sad haiku’s. Poor Riley :(
Instead I chose something we could all sink our teeth into. Be it flesh-eating or Serpent & the Rainbow style tetrodotoxin induced zombification. Romero or Fulci, Viral infection or something from space.
Heck, even Michael Jackson got into the Zombie movement! So any way you can serve them up, we know ‘em, we love ‘em and now it’s time to pay homage to these feisty but loveable flesh-eating fiends.
Give it your best, bloodiest, grossest and funniest effort. I’m quite sure choosing a winner will be about as difficult as stopping the living dead with a bag of marshmallows but I’m up for the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Grab yourself a bowl of warm brains and get to writing. I’m looking forward to all your entries.
48 comments:
Ok, I’m breaking the penis seal right off the bat before JSP gets to it…
Tragic sex story
Zombie’s penis fell right off
So he just ate her
if you turned zombie
would we be cannibal mates
or am i just lunch?
What are you, on drugs?
Stop looking at me like that!
AAAH! RRRR! [RIP] GLLLSH Glllshhh
I just ate a kid.
Kid really needed a bath.
Spicier that way!
Zombie senses piqued
Just thought that I'd let you know
I can smell your brains
She was attractive
With courage I asked her out
She bit my elbow
Lurching around house
Slurring, moaning, and drooling
I'm not dead just drunk
In a zombie world
We are the new main course
Drive-thru serves people
flesh eating monsters
and british invasion band
"time of the season"
inexorably
we shuffle, ravenous, slow.
everybody dies.
vegetarian
zombie can eat flesh or die
i choose: steaming guts!
horrorthon zombies,
desroc and i "race" to get
tony bourdain's brain
Zombie restaurant
The service is really slow
We taste like chicken
Zombie football game
Nobody scores a touchdown
But they eat the fans
A full zombie meal -
Are midgets appetizers?
And kids are dessert
It wouldn't be bad
Being a zombie, that is
Toothpaste a must though
Great, I'm a zombie
I think I have athlete's foot
Least of my problems
Zombie sex is gross
Slipped it in and it broke off
I want my wang back
Here take my pistol
You must shoot me when I turn
Ha ha no bullets
Zombie sex? Awful
Bits of us fly all over
Can't light cigarette
Run or walk slowly?
You can make a case for both
I just can't decide
living sushi
fingers are the best
pick my remaining teeth
"You have car trouble?"
"Sure I can lend you a hand"
Zombie humor. Sigh
leave little pieces of myself
wherever I go
lose my head if it weren't attached
True I like "Thriller"
But Michael Jackson scary?
Only to young boys
Yes being dead sucks
There are some advantages
Handicapped parking
Latest "Dead" flick stinks
Romero is getting old
Time to retire
Oh this is going to be tough they are all so good. Really digging Stan's midget reference, 50P's AAAAH! AC's Zombie band savvy and Desroc's living sushi so far
obese zombie claims
he follows a strict diet
no snacks between brains
elitist zombie
only eats ivy league brains
harvard yard empty
racist zombie warns
chinese brains leave you hungry
half an hour later
monty python fan
prefers dew-picked, baby brains
hold the lark's vomit
deadhead zombie chick
tie-dyed tatters, yearns for a
touch of gray matter
Ack! I can't believe I have to come after that great fun by AC!
Would like to have heard
JPX's vitriolic
haiku: "Why cats suck"
You're a fast zombie?
Shit! Damn that George Romero,
screwing with our minds!
What do we taste like?
I tried asking a zombie
but he just grunted
I've always wondered,
Do they go to the bathroom?
Zombie poop would be gross
Zombie stomach bug
No one bothered to tell them
Raw meat is not good
I think AC might have just devoured the competition, for what it's worth. "Racist zombie" - hilarious!
Zombie Olympics
100 yard dash takes a week
And they eat judges
Cruel name calling
Stinky flesh-eating monsters
Just misunderstood
Racist zombie made me choke on my water, hysterical
Zombies move slowly
But that wouldn't help you much
if you had no legs
Racist zombie gets my vote! You are on fire, AC!
Movie stars turn too
Now John Cusack has become
Better Off Undead
Please, how many times?
Will you shoot them in the chest
Before you learn, HEAD!!
Shy zombie teen asks,
"Hey Mom, why is it always
a not-so-fresh day?"
Old tattered sports coats,
Moldy dresses, and torn pants.
Zombie fashion sucks.
Hey Zombie, nice boots.
You must tell, what kind are they?
"UGGGZZZ" came the reply.
Chris, you're on fire!
zombie shakespeare writes:
antony: "cry 'havoc!' and
eat the dogs of war."
Ha-Ha, miko!
more from zombie shakespeare
"what a piece of work
is a man; how noble in
reason, how tasty..."
"the valiant never
taste of death but once; zombies
write cookbooks for it."
"good is oft interred with their bones -- so if you boil them down,
it makes a great broth."
"is this a trowel
which i see before me? pffft!
ghouls don't use weapons!"
"alas, poor yorick
i ate him, horatio
kept his skull for laughs."
"hath not a jew eyes?
like grapes from our human days
they pop in your mouth."
Oh man this is really gonna be a tough choice. You guys are killin' me!
**taps mic
Mistaking mischief for good
Zombies feed on foolish brains
- Bush smiles with delight
*clears throat...
Soulless corpses ache
Boiling myst covers rings and vows
This Marriage undone
Blackest eyes staring
Skin cold, pulled unnatural
Victoria Beckham
chris reminds me
what's with the tattered outfits?
clothes go zombie too?
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