Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Haiku Hump Day upset, Whirlygirl unable to fulfill duties!


Greetings gang, Whirlygirl wanted me to express her deep regret that she will be unable to fulfill her Haiku Hump Day duties today due to a number of events coalescing to create the perfect storm. Unfortunately she suddenly finds herself without internet access and she will be spending the day in the bowels of a Brown University library where she will be cataloguing a large body of writings and correspondence. We discussed this at length and she felt that JSP’s football posts made her laugh the most last week and she is therefore passing the haiku duties to our favorite crabby Thonner. Come to think of it, I think there's a precedent for this. I seem to recall 50p also passing the duties to JSP a while back. Go Johnny, go!



Congrats JSP! Might I recommend that you don’t reveal the winner until November 1st?

3 comments:

HandsomeStan said...

"The bowels of Brown"
That's funny just by itself
Hope she makes it "out"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Thank you JPX
I should have won all along
But what else is new?

Give me a minute
To come up with a topic
That's acceptable

Octopunk said...

November first? Naww
Announce winner tomorrow
While it's all still fresh

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