Friday, August 18, 2006

Haley Joel Osment looks awkward


From Thesuperficial, "Haley Joel Osment was charged with four criminal counts today including: driving while having a blood alcohol content of .08 percent or higher with the special allegation of having a blood alcohol content of .15 percent or higher (especially bad!), and possession of marijuana while driving. Osment's blood-alcohol content was 0.16 (double the legal limit) and the charges come from an incident last month when he crashed his 1995 Saturn, flipping it and breaking a rib.

I don't think anybody saw this coming. At least Mel Gibson has a history of drinking, but the only thing Haley Joel Osment is known for is looking cute and hitting puberty. If convicted he faces up to six months in county jail, but considering it's Haley Joel Osment the judge will probably just ask him to say "I see dead people" and then let him go for being a national treasure.

NOTE: Speaking of which, Mel Gibson pleaded no contest to his DUI charges today and faces no jail time but has to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Which should be good, because nobody is more anonymous than Mel Gibson. Except maybe Mr. T. Or the Kool-Aid man."

From WWHD, "In other DUI news, "Sixth Sense" star Haley Joel Osment was formerly charged yesterday with drunk driving and marijuana possession following his car crash last month. Osment, 18, flipped his 1995 Saturn after colliding with a brick mailbox in West Hollywood, breaking his rib and injuring his shoulder in the process. Also broken was the record for lamest Hollywood car crash, solidly trouncing the time Jake Gyllenhall rolled into the crosswalk because he thought a bee was on him."

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

I wonder if HJO sees apparitions of that brick mailbox following him around.

50PageMcGee said...

if it were the kid from shane and the judged set the kid free after asking him to say, "shaaaaaane," i'd have shot him on his way out of the courtroom.

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