Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Get that thing away from me


Sometimes I wish was a space pirate. Other times I wish Hulk Hogan was my dad. Because my dad is cool and all, but he doesn't walk around in a neon speedo looking like he eats children for breakfast. And despite any objections he might get from his wife or kids or friends or anybody else that sees him on the street he's still going with the mustache. Sure it makes him look like a Civil War general but you say that like it's a bad thing.

5 comments:

Octopunk said...

Gads, he's tanned himself chocolate!

JPX said...

Chocolate and banana, mmmmmmmmmmm.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I tried watching his reality show but it was just plain awful. He said to his daughter: "You're not going out of the house dressed like that!" But it's ok for the world to see her dressed like that on television...

Hey hey, Summerisle's reconnected!

Octopunk said...

Awright! Did your new house lack internet, and now it doesn't?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Exacatiguely. Now I have about 4 weeks of posts to catch up on...

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