Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Britney Spears is dumb


From Thesuperficial, “Britney Spears has reportedly registered online at Petit Tresor for thousands of dollars worth of baby gifts, including a $1,200 chandelier for her new baby's room.
"Oh, it's not a fake, she's having a baby shower soon and has told friends that they can order gifts from the site," a source tells the Scoop, adding, "It's not like she's expecting her friends to buy everything for the baby. She's already spent like $30,000 at the store." And the accessories and furniture strongly suggest that, as rumored, Spears is expecting a girl: although the chandelier features little airplanes, there's a preponderance of pink and frilly goodies among the merchandise.

I was thinking of buying my baby a $1,200 chandelier too but then I realized I'd rather just tape some lightbulbs together and spend the other $1,190 on something more useful. Although I can't even imagine would could be more useful than a chandelier for a baby. Maybe a Segway for the potted plant? Some speakers for the fridge?

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

I remember Jordan describing the Madonna/Britney kiss as Maddie passing the Primo Sexpot torch. Big surprise that Britney didn't have one tenth of Madonna's media savvy -- this mom kick she's on is getting her attention right now, but when she's not pregnant the world only cares to point out that she's fat.

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