First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Monday, August 21, 2006
SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS CREEPY
From WWTDD, "This is what I picture when people tell me how great "Sex and the City" was. It was a show about a goblin who slept around. Fantastic. Maybe my taste isn't sophisticated enough to realize how awesome that is, but I want to watch this monster have sex about as much as I want to watch my grandparents have sex. I think she's on the red carpet because she won the prize for luring the most children into an oven. I'm sure Garnier is thrilled to see her hair look like this after they paid her millions to endorse their stuff. Either this hagged bitch is about to get hit by lightning or she needs a new conditioner. And if she's such a famous fashion icon, why does her husband dress like my 8th grade civics teacher."
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I'm with this guy, I've never understood her appeal.
"She looks like a foot!"
I would try to watch that show when I was living with my sister, but I couldn't take it.
In her sort-of defense, I noticed during 1992's Honeymoon in Vegas that she had a great body, and the movie kept showing more and more of it as it progressed. Just sayin'.
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