Saturday, October 31, 2015

Lake Noir


(2011)*

There is so bad it's good and then there is just so bad, this is the latter of the two. A large Mexican man is wrongfully killed as he is forced to watch the woman he loves being raped. He drowns in the lake and comes back as a vengeful zombie taking the lives of any who dare to spend the night in the area. A group of "teens", well I think they were supposed to be teens since one of the girls was asking her mom's permission to go and in the end had to sneak out but the actors were clearly in their late 30's or early 40's, go up to the lake for a party weekend and encounter the big guy. People die but not quick enough to save this movie.

I bet these can save this film.

Not even close grandma! Clearly the worst film to grace my list this year. It was described as a giant Mexican zombie which would have been way cool but it wasn't a giant, it was a fat blue guy and they didn't even show any gore to speak of. Lame in every way. 

3 comments:

AC said...

Dubious honor, to be the worst movie Catfreeek watched all month! Out of curiosity, why did that young lady flash her Gretchens at us?

Catfreeek said...

They flashed the store clerk to get beer because they were supposedly under age.

Octopunk said...

"Grandma!" Fat blue guy! I'm dying over here!