Have you ever rocked out so friggin' hard that you were unable to concentrate on anything else that's going on in the world such as the news or your future? If so then today could very well be the Haiku Hump Day for YOU.
"That's right, I'm on fire. What are you gonna do about it?"
Yeah, we're just chilling right now but we could go ABSOLUTELY NUTS at any given moment.
The Devil made them wear lipstick and dress like this so perhaps you should think twice before jumping to conclusions.
Rob Halford killed like nine guys before this photo shoot.
Johnny Sweatpants once got knocked unconscious in a Gwar moshpit. It taught him a valuable lesson about how to deal with life.
He's currently in the midst of an intense Alice in Chains revival.
"I make love to mountain lions,
Sleep on red hot branding irons,
When I walk the roadway shakes,
Bed's a mess of rattlesnakes"
- "I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care)" by Motörhead
Soooooo... I'm not sure what else to say. This can include everything from Deep Purple to Slayer to Skid Row (but the cutoff is Poison). I apologize to any women or sensitive men who feel alienated by this topic but I needed to get it out of my system for therapeutic purposes. (And be thankful I didn't opt for my original Horny Vampires topic...) Oh, and I wouldn't feel good about myself if I didn't mention KISS: