Yes it's here and it's nasty! Swine flu! The last thing you want is swine flu!
Is it just one more thing we're being pressured to worry about even if won't likely directly or indirectly affect our lives?
Or should we be concerned and prepare accordingly? After all, the very concept is creepy and unpleasant.
What are you thoughts on swine flu...
... in haiku form?
44 comments:
If I get swine flu
does that mean I'll grow a snout?
Yeah, someone asked that.
So flues come from pigs
Why not just get rid of pigs?
cause bacon is good
So the big bad wolf
blew the house down and ate them
then died from swine flu
The positive side
of national pandemic
faking sick from work
Contracted swine flu
felt uncontrollable urge
to roll in the mud
So now the swine flu?
One more reason to avoid
Seeing the third world
Hell, I'm not worried
I work in a hospital
Best place to be sick
I don't like to brag
I have never had the flu
I do like to brag
Ok more bragging
I've never had a headache
Nor a cavity
Michael Jackson, weird?
Perhaps he is the smart one
Keeping face covered
Such hysteria!
A mass overreaction
Pandemic my ass
swine flu coverage
triggers ocd crises
for some poor patients
therefore i have to
follow this "news" carefully.
fuck swine flu! fuck "news"!
jsp's topic
is timely: first U.S. death
from swine flu today.
maybe "pandemic"
fears will keep sick people home
small silver lining
Swine flu is "whine" flu
Creates mass hysteria
It's good for business
jpx healthy.
too healthy! reading his boast
gave ac headache
ac has had it
will attempt suicide by
rolling in bacon
mmmm, bacon: cause of,
and solution to, all of
life's little problems.
If I got the flu
I'd watch movies all day long
Wait, I do that now
swine conspiracy:
flu wipes out the human race
pigs will rule the earth
i guess mom was right.
wash hands, cover when you cough.
i hate when mom's right.
hypochondriac
friend sick, worried it's sf.
i just oink at her.
hope swine flu doesn't
mar pigs' fine reputation.
publicist's nightmare.
Edgar Hernandez
Owes us an apology
He started this crap
Bacon in the fridge
To consume or dispose of?
That is the question
I'll take my chances
Can't get my mind off bacon
Sounds perfect right now
Bacon, omelet, toast
And freshly squeezed orange juice
My menu tonight
JPX immune
Piggy flu wipes out the rest
stuck on pig planet
Awesome visual
AC rolling in bacon
I can't stop laughing
Just a random thought,
JSP rolls in bacon
nah, that seems normal
you promised you would,
if you don't you a liar
you have to: pigs flu!
JSP's nightmare
Pigs wiped off face of planet
Just Turkey Bacon
Don't want the swine flu.
But I will sure miss the pork.
Oohh! That's what she said.
Two alone backstage;
"Oh, Kermie, take me!" she squeals.
Best sheathe it first, frog.
Pandemic level
Has been elevated, shit
We're all gonna die
If that is the case
I'll be overwhelmed with guilt
Choosing this topic
Childhood flu was great
Day off from school, lunch in bed
Reruns all day long
Having the flu sucks
Oh wait, I've never had it
No I'm not bragging!
Had a Mex parrot,
Enza. I opened the door,
and in flu Enza!
pork enchiladas
not the most popular fare
now that swine flu's here.
swine flu cases at
my hospital. don't panic.
i'm off to buy masks.
even atheists
must pray for the continued
health of... Bacon Man.
ad agency pitch,
tamiflu-flavored pork rinds:
"Crunch your way to Health!"
Oh no! Swine flu got me good
Looks like it's the end for me
Must finish hai...
JPX bragging
Nah nah, I've never been sick
gonna cough on him
We need bacon man
to beat the swine flu away
save his precious name
So, Widespread Panic
the effect of flu outbrak
or just a jam band?
oops, should be outbreak
before we all die
jpx and whirlygirl
should catch up on LOST!
AC, how was lost?
It's Whirly's fault we're behind
We need to watch 4
So what's the big deal?
You need to poop and throw up?
Wah! Get over it
If I had the flu
Which I've never had, of course
I'd be a baby
George Orwell, Pink Floyd
Both warned us about the day
The pigs take revenge
Egypt's killing pigs!
Man, I would like to see that
Huge pork pyramid
We always wondered
"When pigs fly..." Happening now!
...Oh, you said "flu."
Porky, Wilbur, Babe
Made us all love cute piggies
Then strike like cobras
LOST was good, but the
island got swine flu and they
all died. show's over. :(
Don't emoticons count as syllables?
I work in a school
So I'm doomed to get this thing.
Boy, haikus are hard.
Hey, remember SARS?
One fact underplayed by press:
Two percent death rate
Big sale on bacon
for those who live in Egypt.
Whole lot of dead pigs.
Tell this Blake person
To expect retribution
Pig head in his bed
I had to miss again, but here is my late entry for the spirit of HHD:
Pulp Fiction Haiku
Bacon's good sausage is good
Filthy Animal
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