This edition of Haiku Hump Day is devoted to that delightful force which is fighting on the front line for the powers of good, while simultaneously fighting on the front line for the powers of evil, against itself in an epic battle for our soul and sanity. I'm referring, of course to Science!
Science was unwittingly invented in the seventies by Darla Kruppke of Eugene, Oregon, seen pictured here with the results of her experiments with the Magnetically Controlled Outlet, so named because it uses magnets.
Scientists have used Science to help us all lead better, more efficient lives.
Science has helped us to codify all of the magic in our world. Because of Science, we can now appreciate nature in its full mathematical beauty.
Science has taught us to create magical elixirs that make the IMpossible possible!
Science has made it possible for us to make our precious animals much bigger than they ever were before.
Through the careful use of Science, childhood blindness is now a thing of the past.
Science is a friend to you, me, and all of the creatures of the world.
Join me in a day of celebration, as we display our gratitude to that magical power that improves our lives in so many wondrous ways.