First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Death Proof = 100% Excrement
By which of course I mean Death Proof is the total shit! Honestly, why was I not informed about its greatness while it was still in theaters? For shame Horrorthonners!
Seriously though, the fact that it doesn't really hold up as an entire movie actually makes it a better movie! And they used the Vanishing Point car!? Yes! What the hell is wrong with this country where Grindhouse flops and Spiderman-Friggin'-Three breaks records? Can't wait for Planet Terror. Go to hell French Connection - best car chase I've ever seen! And screw you Kathy Griffin! (Excuse me, I'm a little over-stimulated.)
"Mm hmm hmm."
"Gulp."
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Planet Terror IS BETTER.
Agreed!
Johnny, you can win an atheist bracelet here:
http://friendlyatheist.com/page/2/
I entered for a purple one. If that link doesn't work, well, just scroll the blog until you see the atheist bracelet.
Thanks for the tip Julie. Unfortunately I couldn't think of anything clever to submit!
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