Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology. Star says:
Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galactic ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.
I'm pretty sure that when someone is this dumb, they can be declared legally dead. So, it's with great sadness that I report the passing of Tom Cruise: Actor, Father, Beloved Husband. The End.
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"I am Xenu, fear me! I can cross the universe, destroy entire worlds, wipe out populations...but tunnels? I just haven't figured out how to get into tunnels..."
I think Cruise is with Holmes because he thinks hes fraternizing with the enemy. How else could a female be of such ungodly stature? And the baby? Its called Suri for heavens sake! What more evidence do you need people?
Wait, I'm not sure what's weirder: Tom believing in this stuff or ANYone believing Star Magazine.
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