Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Astro-Zombies



(1968) *

Frankenstein rip-off
Framed against cold war back-drop
so bad, it's not good

The Astro-Zombies
There aren't any zombies
Nor Astros. Discuss

The Astro Zombies
A film, as well as a French
Psychobilly band



A little known fact
Astro-Zombies was prequel
to Friday 13th

Poor posture is the
Hallmark of evil sidekicks
Come on, guys, stand proud

Silencer how-to:
Wrap gun barrel in tin foil
Cue classic "phhht" sound

Tiny tin robots
Cacophony of war sounds
As the credits roll

4 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Really loving these reviews done in haiku.

Octopunk said...

Agreed! I love "So bad, it's not good." Because we've all been there.

DCD said...

I really liked how you worked in "French Psychobilly band"!

HandsomeStan said...

I really feel like this review format is groundbreaking, revolutionary, a breath of fresh air, and, dare I say, necessary.

I nominate Mr. AC for Most Original Review.