(1968) *
Frankenstein rip-off
Framed against cold war back-drop
so bad, it's not good
The Astro-Zombies
There aren't any zombies
Nor Astros. Discuss
The Astro Zombies
A film, as well as a French
Psychobilly band
A little known fact
Astro-Zombies was prequel
to Friday 13th
Poor posture is the
Hallmark of evil sidekicks
Come on, guys, stand proud
Silencer how-to:
Wrap gun barrel in tin foil
Cue classic "phhht" sound
Tiny tin robots
Cacophony of war sounds
As the credits roll
4 comments:
Really loving these reviews done in haiku.
Agreed! I love "So bad, it's not good." Because we've all been there.
I really liked how you worked in "French Psychobilly band"!
I really feel like this review format is groundbreaking, revolutionary, a breath of fresh air, and, dare I say, necessary.
I nominate Mr. AC for Most Original Review.
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