Monday, October 19, 2009

Redneck Zombies



(1987) 1.5 Gretchens

Unsuspecting Hicks
Make zombie apocalypse
With toxic moonshine


If you make moonshine
In an old toxic waste drum
You're an idiot


The moonshine is green
Drink it and you're a zombie
What did you expect?


My first Troma film
low budget zombie gore-fest
I kind of liked it


Nightmares and flashbacks
of latex entrails and brains
I've been Troma-tized

8 comments:

JPX said...

I love the review but I love the Gretchen rating scale even more! At some point I would love it if you could make the full 5 Gretchen head scale for us for next year. Awesome.

You guys need a better caliber of films to watch,boy you've been watching turkeys.

Catfreeek said...

Tony and I saw this a couple of years ago. We like to watch Troma with the kids cause they're funny.

"Nightmares and flashbacks
of latex entrails and brains
I've been Troma-tized"

Nothing short of brilliant! ant the Gretchen scale is awesome!

Mr. AC said...

The full Gretchen scale, ranging from one-half Gretchen to a full five Gretchens is available at:

home.comcast.net/~jalac/Gretchens.htm

Individual images for each Gretchencrement can be found here:

home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/01_hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/02_1G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/03_1hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/04_2G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/05_2hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/06_3G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/07_3hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/08_4G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/09_4hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/10_5G.png

JPX said...

Mr. AC, you rock!

AC said...

even mentioning
"five gretchens" in this context
almost blasphemy

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Awesome Mr. AC! Can you post the zero stars link too?

I watched this movie several years ago and it was rough...

Octopunk said...

Mr. AC, you are really rocking the stretchy forms of Horrorthon this year, and I salute you.

Mr. AC said...

I have created a no Gretchies image, and posted the no stars image as well.

Click here for all of the Gretchies

Click here for all of the stars

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