Sunday, October 04, 2009

Dolly Dearest

(1991) *1/2

A family moves to Mexico to open a doll factory. The problem is there is an evil child spirit lurking in the vicinity that happens to possess dolls. The families daughter adopts the possessed doll and turns into a little bitch. Can clueless Mom, the intellectual brother and the Archaeologist played by Rip Torn save the day? Who cares!

The doll spends far too much time looking like this.

By the time it looks like this you're ready to hang yourself from boredom.

I just wanted a role on Desperate Housewives but somehow I ended up here.

The Mom is just completely brainless, she must have passed all the smart genes to...

...this guy. He's the smarmy super smart son who has to figure everything out for the brain dead adults. I really hate him and wished the doll would eat his brains for lunch. There is no justice.



My suggestion, watch Mommie Dearest instead. The villain is so much more frightening.

5 comments:

DCD said...

Hilarious!

Keep those wire hangers out of your closets, kids!

Whirlygirl said...

Sounds dreadful. I despise movies about possessed dolls.

Trevor (Tami's friend) said...

Wow, after leaving Star Trek, Denise Crosby starred in a movie ripping off Child's Play. I bet she spends most days just going, "damn."

Octopunk said...

I totally agree! Never think you're better than Star Trek unless you want to spend your life imagining what those residuals could be buying you.

Has Rip Torn done a lot of horror movies?

Catfreeek said...

I think Rip Torn is just one of those guys who is bound to show up anywhere.