Sunday, October 17, 2010

Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank



(2007)

A film so horrid
one haiku could not capture
Just how bad it was

Cursed gems turn women
To fanged cannibals who must
Strip before killing

Continuity
Good acting and dialogue
All things this film lacks

5 comments:

DCD said...

When I first read the title I thought it said Blood Sucking BabIES from Burbank, which made me laugh. The video, however, was truly awful! That did not make me laugh.

Octopunk said...

I'm in Burbank right now! It doesn't look at all like the scenery in that picture.

My question is: do they strip all the way before they kill? Because all I'm seeing is some mismatched underwear.

Catfreeek said...

Ugh!

Landshark said...

So bad it needs 3 haiku! Awesome.

(Haiku is the plural of haiku, right?)

Octopunk said...

Ah. Just watched the video. Answers my question (answer: yes and no).

Interesting new low for digital effects on the eyes.