(2007)
A film so horrid
one haiku could not capture
Just how bad it was
Cursed gems turn women
To fanged cannibals who must
Strip before killing
Continuity
Good acting and dialogue
All things this film lacks
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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When I first read the title I thought it said Blood Sucking BabIES from Burbank, which made me laugh. The video, however, was truly awful! That did not make me laugh.
I'm in Burbank right now! It doesn't look at all like the scenery in that picture.
My question is: do they strip all the way before they kill? Because all I'm seeing is some mismatched underwear.
Ugh!
So bad it needs 3 haiku! Awesome.
(Haiku is the plural of haiku, right?)
Ah. Just watched the video. Answers my question (answer: yes and no).
Interesting new low for digital effects on the eyes.
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