Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Jesus Camp

A good argument for abortion.

(2006) ****

Clearly the scariest movie I've seen this year. This documentary highlights some crazy bible thumping republicans as they brainwash their children. They have high hopes that their creepy little darlings will become the next Billy Graham or George W. Bush. They teach them to sing and dance to Jesus musicals and to speak in tongues among other crap. As they are churning out good little evangelists, they prepare to release their evil spawn into the world for the greater good. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. These are by far the creepiest kids of all. I'd rather hang out with a pack of Satanists, they have more fun.

4 comments:

Trevor said...

And how about the lady that leads the camp? She rivals Zelda from Pet Semetary. Good call on picking a good horror film from "outside the box".

On a related note... Waiting for Superman is the funniest movie I've seen since The Hangover.

Catfreeek said...

I'll have to check that one out.

JPX said...

You're right, this might be the scariest film of the season!

Whirlygirl said...

Interesting find!

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