I have previously noted my utter disgust for Sandler's latest film, Jack and Jill. However, Sandler has apparently been very busy and has made another film that looks equally awful. Which one looks worse? I want your vote people!
No Name Director: Tom Brady
Previously of… The Comebacks, The Hot Chick
Supporting cast: that creepy old chick, Stephen Dorff, Christina Ricci
Allen Covert‘s Kooky Supporting Role: Porn Store Clerk with Giant Perm
Celebrity Cameo: Don Johnson as Miles Deep, Jimmy Fallon as himself
Crappy Sight Gag: Nick Swardson takes a bug to the teeth
Overused Trailer Song: “Nothing But Mammals”, Bloodhound Gang
No Name Director: Dennis Dugan
Previously of… Just Go With It, Grown Ups, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Supporting Cast: Katie Holmes, Tim Meadows, Nick Swardson
Celebrity Cameo: Al Pacino as himself, Shaq
Allen Covert’s Kooky Supporting Role: Homeless Guy at Dinner
Crappy Sight Gag: Adam Sandler in drag is too fat for a pony
Overused Trailer Song: “You Bring Me Down”, Leona Lewis
[via filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
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Both look horrible, make them go away.
Eesh. That's some bad stuff. I'm gonna vote Jack and Jill as worse because of the "same guy in a different role in a fat suit and oh yeah he's a chick ha ha ha" part.
Before I watched the Bucky Larson trailer I assumed it was Sandler in a bunch of makeup. So that reveal was slightly redeeming. But no, I ain't seeing it.
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