First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
-
(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
8 comments:
What the..?
Gretchen posed for a portrait!
What the frak? Is she looking in my window?!?
Wow. That's very.....artistic?
I saw that painting at the Brimfield Antique Show last year. I did a double take and said, "Gretchen!". It was almost as if I just missed running into her and it served as a reminder that the real Gretchen is out there somewhere...
In all my summarizing I forgot to mention using the Gretchen rating system instead of the star rating system. It's the same system! But with Gretchens!
Sometimes I wonder if the real Gretchen will see what we've done here and she'll say "but I only had that hairdo for a month!"
I just hope that my head isn't being used as the mascot for some random blog in the universe.
My dream is for Gretchen to stumble upon this blog some day and contact us. I know it will never happen, but a guy can dream, damnit!
The key to locating Gretchen is the man in the original photo where she comes from. He was dating her at the time and was one of my father's interns. The problem is that my father can't remember the intern's name. Grrrrr.
Oh, like that'll help. You know that dude's bones are in a box buried at the bottom of a pile of such boxes in Gretchen's garage.
Post a Comment