Becky screamed in dread
The bloody words on the wall
Would take days to clean
I think you know how to do this, folks. It's Wednesday and I've declared a surprise assault on the sanctity of Eastern poetry. Think of some overused, beloved/hated horror movie cliché and give me 17 syllables on it. As an added bonus I will actually declare a winner when I post tomorrow's contest. But you're all winners!
Boobs bounce in moonlight
Machete glint in the pines
Have sex and you die
The week keeping us from Horrorthon is halfway over! Wax poetic!
(But also, scroll down. Jordan and I both have new posts up.)
20 comments:
Hey man!
There's so much great stuff downstream in the blog, and I haven't gone near any of it (and then I keep concluding that there's no point because the posts have disappeared and nobody will read any subsequent posts).
Thanks! But I'm afraid your haikus are just awful.
Have I trod on the card game? Apologies...I am an oaf
We love our new house
"Get out!" the house doth demand
Nah, let's piss it off
A creepy old book
Cool let's read some passages
Demon kills the lot
When exploring stuff
remember famous last words
hey guys lets split up
Main road has traffic
Here's a dark dusty shortcut
Hey, what could go wrong?
a great place to build
indian burial ground
buy it for a song
ignore all warnings
because that old dude's crazy
this'll be cool, man!
aw, it's just a cat
can't believe i was so scared
now i can relax
Mom's little angel
he's not weird just sensitive
so he collects skulls
Weird guy wants me dead
Well of all the rotten luck
Stupid car won’t start
"You're all gonna die!"
Why should we listen to him?
He's just an old drunk
I killed the bad guy
that single stab wound should do
drop weapon and sob
what he's up again
I'll just run away screaming
that should scare him
Girl causes bad thing
all friends die protecting her
girl lives makes sequel
Where is everyone?
All alone in this ghost town
could it be the plague
'Tis a good question
Even a good slasher flick
Starts out with more peeps
I can get away!
I will run barefoot through this
darkened woods. Oops! Tripped!
Don't go in there? Why?
It's just an abandoned shed
with sharpened farm tools.
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