So I got a text from a very tired & weary Handsome Stan last night, telling me that I won! Stan humbly apologizes for being unable to post results, he assured me that his total lack of participation was due to being tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. He's hoping to be back in the game and swinging by the time Horrorthon kicks in. So, anyway, here are today's captionless beauties, have at 'em!
Mother Goose & Grimm
Nancy
Bloom County
Good ol' Gregor Brown
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Mother Goose and Grimm
“Smurfette, Smurfette, can’t you see? You’re the only one for me!
Actually, now that I think about it there’s only one vagina in the entire village. That’s messed up.”
Mother Goose and Grimm
"SMURF GARGAMEL! SMURF HIS STUPID CAT!! SMURF 'EM ALLLLL!!! SMURF 'EM ALLLLLL!!! SMURF PAPA SMURF! SMURF PAPA SMURF!! SMURF YOUUUUUUUUU!!!
Thank you."
Nancy
Panel 1
Ha! Aunty left her drink unguarded.
Panel 2
She's nowhere around so it's all mine.
Panel 3
Nancy! What happened to my urine sample?
Panel 4
Aaaaaaauuuugghh!!
Cat Caption
Now I just need some electricity and my monster will be complete!
Cat Caption
"Why are you taking a picture? Can't you see that Mr. Whiskers is dying? Call the vet!"
Cat caption
"Damnit, that was life #8, I need to be more careful!"
cat caption
"i can haz alibi"
Ewwww! Dead kitty!
Not part of the contest...
It's not a dead kitty, it's just hair.
Nancy
Panel 1
"Coffee.. the forbidden fruit."
Panel 2
"No seems to be looking. This is the chance I've been waiting for!"
Panel 3/4
"Omigod, that little frizzy haired shit! I... don't condone child abuse but... no one messes with my morning cup of coffee! I must bounce her skull off the floor!"
Bloom County
"Dear Penthouse, I'm fucked"
Bloom County
Magazine Cover: "In this issue - naked boobs!"
Rabbit's t-shirt: "Freedom of Speech"
Groundhog's t-shirt: "Laissez-faire capitalism"
Guy's t-shirt: "Humorless comic strip"
Bloom County
"The second you put down that magazine we are sooo gonna gaybash you."
Nancy
Panel 1
Cup of Coffee: Hey kid! Yeah you with the Brillo hair! Wanna sip?
Panel 2
Cup of Coffee: Come ahhhhn! Nobody's watching! Just take a little teensy tiny sip!
Panel 3
Aunt Fritzi: Damn you, Magic Mug! I need to get ready for Jungle Girl practice and I need my magic mushroom juice!
Panel 4
Nancy: It's beeyOOOOOOOtiful!
Cat Caption
*kaff kaff* Whew! I thought that hairball would never come up.
Good ol' Gregor Brown
Panel one
Gregor: Jesus fuck! My head is pounding! What were we doing last night?
Panel two
Gregor: I remember that bleach blonde midget girl and... yeah, that's it. It's all a total blur.
Panel three
Gregor: Man I feel weird! Did I fall asleep at work again?
Panel four
Linus: Hey! Gregor! We need you on set five freakin' minutes ago! Shake a leg!
Panel five
Linus: Get your sorry segmented ass out here, you goddamn degenerate bug!
Panel six
Linus: You are damn lucky you're the only giant sentient cockroach in town, now get out here and get to work!
Panel seven
Gregor: Shut your goddamn trap, Linus! I've got a supernova of a headache going on!
Panel eight
Linus: Oh SHIT! You're still in the Charlie Brown costume!?!?!? The director's going to have my freakin' head!
Nancy
Panel 3
"I don't know why you're behaving this way - you know you only drank a cup of water, right?"
geez,didja have to buy the dog a steamroller?
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