Marvin
Spider-Man
Family Circus
Garfield
Wonder Woman
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Malevolent
2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
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I’m sure none of you except for JPX knows that I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobic. It’s annoying, but manageable. Though, since I met JPX and list...
17 comments:
Marvin
I don't know who you are kid, but your sitting in is my cat's litter box. Drop the poop and go home before fluffy claws your eyes out.
Wonder Woman
Meet Natasha, she's a world class stripper. With each pass of her magic lasso, she leaves a little less to the imagination. Hubba hubba.
Thinking:
"I'm not sure my audience is what it used to be."
"Hmmm..I only count 13 men, well, 13 1/2 if you count the dwarf."
"These perverts better be throwing $20's tonight, that's all I'm saying."
Marvin
"When did you make business cards and how did you do it?"
Spider-Man
Panel 1
Spider-Man: “Stop calling me ‘bow legged’!”
Big Boss: “But you ARE, bow-legged, web-head, you ARE!”
Panel 2
Spider-Man: “Could a bow-legged man kick your trench coat ass like this? Whoops…”
Panel 3
Spider-Man: “Damnit!”
Panel 4
Spider-man: “Stupid Bow-legged legs!”
Family Circus
“How many times do we have to go through this, Billy? You have Kallman's syndrome, which delays puberty. I know you don’t like looking like you’re 5 years old all the time but it’s time to face reality; you’re 40 and you need to get a damn job!”
Garfield
Panel 3
Garfield: "Wow, Jim has really run out ideas"
Jon: "I was just going to say that"
Spiderman
Panel 1
Spidy: "O' Haaaay, I'm up here you silly goose."
Trench Coat: "Jump down into my arms my Sweet, I shall catch you."
Panel 2
Spidy: "Okaayaay, here I coooooome. Ooooooooowwweeeeeee!!"
Panels 3 & 4
Spidy: "Ouch, darn it! Mental note: Ghosts cant catch, ouuuuch!"
Family Circus
“You see Billy, there’s no Santa Claus, God doesn’t exist, the Universe is cold and indifferent and we’re all going to die one day. Especially Grandma. I betcha she won’t make it till Thanksgiving."
Garfield
"I enjoy eating lasagna and I hate Mondays."
"You don't fucking say."
Spiderman
Panel 1
“Hey Phantom, guess what? I had baked beans for lunch and now I have to fart!”
“Oh Christ, not again… Don’t you have anything more important to do than make my life miserable?”
Panel 2
“Sorry buddy but passing gas through you just plain cracks me the hell up!”
Panel 3
“HAHAHAHAHA-- oh shit!”
Family Circus
"You know Billy, if you'd ease up on the crack you wouldn't look so rough."
Garfield
Garfield: "I envy him, living with you sucks."
Jon: "Go fuck yourself."
Marvin
"You unbury your mother right now, or you're not getting this cookie!"
Family Circus
"Its ok, Billy. Your imaginary friend doesn't need clothes".
Wonder Woman
"You guys wanna see a magic show?"
"Ok, watch this!"
"Now, guess where I hid my purse!"
marvin
the name's loblaw, bob loblaw. "edward scissorclaws" is suing you for unlawful neutering. he wants 3.5 mill, and he wants his gonads back.
Marvin
“Your mother and I are getting divorced Marvin. And while you cannot be legally held responsible due to your age, make no mistake – the majority of our arguments and our overall unhappiness can be directly linked to your selfishness, messiness, immaturity and poor sense of humor. Gnomeo and Juliet? Really? Anyway I wish you the best of luck in finding a new Daddy.”
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