Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Caption Contest Go!


Marvin



Spider-Man



Family Circus



Garfield



Wonder Woman

17 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Marvin

I don't know who you are kid, but your sitting in is my cat's litter box. Drop the poop and go home before fluffy claws your eyes out.

Catfreeek said...

Wonder Woman

Meet Natasha, she's a world class stripper. With each pass of her magic lasso, she leaves a little less to the imagination. Hubba hubba.

Thinking:

"I'm not sure my audience is what it used to be."

"Hmmm..I only count 13 men, well, 13 1/2 if you count the dwarf."

"These perverts better be throwing $20's tonight, that's all I'm saying."

JPX said...

Marvin

"When did you make business cards and how did you do it?"

JPX said...

Spider-Man

Panel 1

Spider-Man: “Stop calling me ‘bow legged’!”

Big Boss: “But you ARE, bow-legged, web-head, you ARE!”

Panel 2

Spider-Man: “Could a bow-legged man kick your trench coat ass like this? Whoops…”

Panel 3

Spider-Man: “Damnit!”

Panel 4

Spider-man: “Stupid Bow-legged legs!”

JPX said...

Family Circus

“How many times do we have to go through this, Billy? You have Kallman's syndrome, which delays puberty. I know you don’t like looking like you’re 5 years old all the time but it’s time to face reality; you’re 40 and you need to get a damn job!”

JPX said...

Garfield

Panel 3

Garfield: "Wow, Jim has really run out ideas"

Jon: "I was just going to say that"

Catfreeek said...

Spiderman

Panel 1

Spidy: "O' Haaaay, I'm up here you silly goose."

Trench Coat: "Jump down into my arms my Sweet, I shall catch you."

Panel 2

Spidy: "Okaayaay, here I coooooome. Ooooooooowwweeeeeee!!"

Panels 3 & 4

Spidy: "Ouch, darn it! Mental note: Ghosts cant catch, ouuuuch!"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Family Circus

“You see Billy, there’s no Santa Claus, God doesn’t exist, the Universe is cold and indifferent and we’re all going to die one day. Especially Grandma. I betcha she won’t make it till Thanksgiving."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Garfield

"I enjoy eating lasagna and I hate Mondays."

"You don't fucking say."

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Spiderman

Panel 1

“Hey Phantom, guess what? I had baked beans for lunch and now I have to fart!”

“Oh Christ, not again… Don’t you have anything more important to do than make my life miserable?”

Panel 2

“Sorry buddy but passing gas through you just plain cracks me the hell up!”

Panel 3

“HAHAHAHAHA-- oh shit!”

Catfreeek said...

Family Circus

"You know Billy, if you'd ease up on the crack you wouldn't look so rough."

Catfreeek said...

Garfield

Garfield: "I envy him, living with you sucks."

Jon: "Go fuck yourself."

Abduscias said...

Marvin

"You unbury your mother right now, or you're not getting this cookie!"

Abduscias said...

Family Circus

"Its ok, Billy. Your imaginary friend doesn't need clothes".

Abduscias said...

Wonder Woman

"You guys wanna see a magic show?"

"Ok, watch this!"

"Now, guess where I hid my purse!"

AC said...

marvin

the name's loblaw, bob loblaw. "edward scissorclaws" is suing you for unlawful neutering. he wants 3.5 mill, and he wants his gonads back.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Marvin

“Your mother and I are getting divorced Marvin. And while you cannot be legally held responsible due to your age, make no mistake – the majority of our arguments and our overall unhappiness can be directly linked to your selfishness, messiness, immaturity and poor sense of humor. Gnomeo and Juliet? Really? Anyway I wish you the best of luck in finding a new Daddy.”

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