Saturday, September 15, 2007

Paddington Bear Next Childhood Memory to be Ruined


From iwatchstuff, Warner Bros. and Harry Potter producer David Heyman have announced plans to bring children's book star Paddington Bear to screens. Variety says the production will likely blend live-action with a CGI Paddington in the same style as such cinematic classics as Garfield, Stuart Little, and Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties, which should lend the character a nightmarishly disturbing, not-quite-real quality.

In the books, Paddington Bear was found at Paddington Station wearing a duffle coat, hat and Wellington boots, carrying a suitcase containing an empty jar of marmalade and wearing a label around his neck that reads "Please look after this bear, thank you." It's unclear how the tale will translate to modern times, where such a sight would clearly be seen as a bomb threat and destroyed by a police squad.

3 comments:

DKC said...

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

As someone who was as devoted to her Paddington Bear as a person can be to a stuffed animal, this sucks.

JPX said...

Do you still have your childhood Paddington? I remember it was in pretty shabby shape when we were kids. Perhaps you could bring it to the doll doctor?

DKC said...

I do still have my Paddington. He is in very shabby shape, well-loved I like to say. He resides on a shelf in Jake's room next to a Paddington that Octo got for Jake before he was born. The "new" Paddington resembles the one my parents got for me when I was six: blue coat, yellow hat, no boots. Octo found a matching one on E-bay for me. What a good uncle.

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