First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Purvos
(2006) Zero stars
Some prostitutes are being murdered and left in their bathtubs by a nut job in a clown mask.
Poorly filmed, weak plot, terrible acting and cheesy effects. All the elements of a great b-rate horror film. Unfortunately Purvos strikes out. The saddest thing is, that it is actually trying to be a serious film. It's so bad it would be laughable if it wasn't so terrible. So bad that I didn't even laugh, now that's bad. This film has no redeeming qualities.
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I am convinced that you have discovered a parallel universe where all these strange films come from. I feel sorry for you for having to sit through this! What does the title even mean?
Purvos was a clown from his father's circus in his warped youth.
Who the hell would name a clown something that sounds suspiciously like Pervo!
That's what I thought! When I read the title quickly I thought it was called "Pervert".
No that was the one JSP watched
Ah yes... Pervert. That takes me back.
Once again, thanks for the head's up on this Catfreeek (not that I was about to rush out and rent it or anything).
Prostitutes have bathtubs?
Wow, first zero star score of the 'thon. My hat's off to you, Cat.
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