Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Peter Parker gets fired


New York (CNN) -- Spider-Man's alter ego cannot escape the harsh realities of the current economic times and will lose his job in an issue of the Amazing Spider-Man hitting stores this week.

Peter Parker, official photographer of the mayor by day and New York City crime fighter by night, is going to face new challenges, including unemployment.

"He's going to struggle with unemployment and trying to save the city while he can barely afford to keep a roof over his head," said Steve Wacker, Marvel Comics senior editor.

Parker has always been a grounded character with real-world problems, Wacker said. His aunt is frequently sick, he has girlfriend troubles, and he sometimes struggles to find work. In addition, Spider-Man story lines are often set against a backdrop of current events.

In the near future, Parker will have to juggle paying bills and buying "web-fluid" and other materials to fix his superhero costume in addition to keeping his dual identities under wraps.

Parker's work history includes photographer, assistant high school coach, science teacher and scientific researcher, according to his biography on the Marvel Web site. His education includes a college degree in biophysics and some postgraduate work in biochemistry.

It was at a science exhibit he attended as a teenager that he was bitten by a radioactive spider and acquired the creature's strength, agility and weaving ability, says Marvel Comics.

And although Parker has skills few other others can claim, he probably won't list these on his resume: superhuman strength, ability to cling to most surfaces, fast traveling ability aided by web-slinging and spider-sense danger avoidance system.

The Amazing Spider-Man comic was first published in 1963.

3 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Retarded. With every advantage that Peter has as Spiderman, he should be indispensible to the Bugle. Who's gonna get those money shots? He should be running that damn newspaper.

And wouldn't it be easy for him to make money exploring other avenues? I'm sure one Spidey meet'n'greet at the mall would pay his bills for a year.

JPX said...

All valid points. I want to see an issue where Peter goes to J.J.J. and says, "Look asshole, I'm tired of being treated like shit around here. I can go to 20 other newspapers in the city who will pay me handsomely for Spider-Man pictures. Either give me a raise or I'll soon be your main competition!"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I'm waiting for the day he dumps Aunt May in a nursing home.

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