Vomit: Woman Has 3-Inch Horn Growing Out Of Her Damn Head

From geekology, Rouse the villages, tell them to bring torches!

A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead.

"[At first] we didn't pay too much attention to it," said Mrs Zhang's youngest son Zhang Guozheng.

Cutaneous horns are made up of keratin -- the protein found in fingernails -- and are typically seen in elderly people who have had prolonged exposure to sunlight.

"Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead -- it's quite possible that it's another horn."

Dude if she grows a horn on the other side there's no way in hell(!) you can tell me she's not demon-spawn. Shoot, even with just the one I'm convinced. Now, start collecting dry branches.