From geekology, Thought KFC's Double Down sandwich was bad for you? Then think again. Because Friendly's just dropped the Grilled Cheese Burgermelt. What the hell's a Grilled Cheese Burgermelt? The sound of your heart trying to escape out your butthole.
This is the BurgerMelt to end all BurgerMelts. We place a thick and juicy 100% Black Angus Big Beef Burger between two whole grilled cheese sandwiches, complete with lettuce, tomato and mayo. You'll have to taste it to believe it.
Well what about the nutritional info?
Hooooooly shit. That thing's like three Double Downs. Which -- I dare you to add bacon. What? You don't want the paramedics thinking you died in vain! Or women's panties (wear some f***ing boxers).
3 comments:
I think my arteries hardened a little just looking at that picture.
That's kind of nuts. I mean, DUH, but it doesn't even seem like a decent maneuver for the horrible fattening sandwich contest. Substituting meat for bread is Elvis-level brilliant. Adding more cheese and two extra pieces of extra bread is just silly. The worst burgers you've ever had were lame because there was too much bun and not enough burger. This is exactly that, but on purpose.
If you think of bread as "the nutritious part" of a burger, then the true horror of this sandwich isn't clear. But you're just getting more carbs, more sugar, etc. Look at the picture: that's processed white bread (made from bleached grain). It's bad news.
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