Let's face it, we're all movie & tv junkies. We watch each new season in hopes of a "Lost" among the sea of crappy reality shows and lame sitcoms. We watch reruns of Golden Girls & Seinfeld and wonder where the originality went. We pay far too much money to go to a theater to watch a film that more often then not winds up being a disappointment. Isn't it time we tell them what we want to see? What actors would you pair up? What characters would you like to see collaborate?
Who among you wouldn't like to see the Pope cowering before Dirty Harry's .44 magnum?
Or the comedic possibilities of C3po as a Terminator. Dig deep into your creative minds and get those concepts flowing.
Let your imagination run wild. Throw out your ideas in 17 syllables of poetic genius.
30 comments:
Arnold and Stallone
Want to see them together!
"The Expendables"
I always loved it
When the sitcoms collided
Urkel meet Tanners
Florence Henderson
Was always on The Love Boat
Where the hell was Mike?
Ninjas! Just Ninjas!
Ninja chefs, ninja talk shows
A ninja channel!
Reality show?
10 assholes trapped, viewers vote
who will die each week
I would like to see
A Happy Days reunion
Richie's old & bald
Joanie & Chachi
3 kids and divorced by now
Fonzie is homeless
Arnold's has burned down
and what of Ralph and Potsy?
gay couple of course
a "three's company"
where jack is bisexual
the girls, lesbians
new paul rudd project
he dates a psychologist
i could learn to act
fifth twilight movie
jacob never wears a shirt
i could learn to act
Full House Reunion
Bob Sagat is a zombie
Olson brains for lunch
Dexter rides Love Boat
Then he kills the cast of Friends
2 Part episode
ALF joins the Monkees
They embark on a world tour
Davey resents him
Melmac cooking show
ALF instructs how to cook cats
Catfreeek’s not impressed
ALF in the White House
Much hilarity ensues
Don’t you just love ALF?
Jack hears rustling
Looks into the dark forest
It's Mr. Roarke
I'd just be happy
with a 24/7
talking cat network
Take the show "Hoarders"
Combine it with Catfreeek's life
Great television
R. Scott Aliens
Make hive inside a Borg Cube
Nightmarish hybrids
Won't ever happen
One is Fox, one Paramount
Lousy Predators
Live action Pac Man
Vengeful Japanese style ghosts
Scared fat guy plays lead
Fat blonde pop singer
Runs, jumps, and kills aliens
Crap - it's happening
Empire TV
Deadliest Catch Of The Day
Fishing for Rebels
Drug addict sports league
Cokeheads vs. Acid Freaks
Winner gets the stash
“Deep Fried Memories”
Fat guys discuss food fondly
Everybody wins
Unrelated ‘ku
I despise Sarah Palin
She’s just horrible
"Sarah and Sarlacc"
Shotgun no help, Sarlacc burps
Everybody wins
"Horrorthon babies"
Diapered muppets watch cartoons
Smear "reviews" on walls
reality show
led zep reunites and plays
the boston garden
Charlie Moore is sick
Who will teach Head of the Class?
It's Mr. Kotter!
Sure they won't learn much
But they'll hear a bunch of jokes
About his uncle
Cliff answers the door
It's Vanessa's new boyfriend
His name is Fonzie
The Evans family
Moves next to the Brady Bunch
Not so good times, huh?
All these years later
A Breakfast Club reunion
so where are they now
Claire a trophy wife
married to some yacht club snob
Andrew closet gay
Alison cashier
Brian a rich software God
John school janitor
tommy wiseau does
remake of alfred hitchcock
wait, that's "birdemic"
what if joss whedon
met genndy tartakovsky?
powerpuff slayers!
Dis Craig McCracken?
You picked the wrong director!
You made Bubbles cry
I just wanna say I thought this was a great topic and I meant to end on a much more interesting note than that little wrist-slap there, but I fell asleep.
Thanks Octo, I'm glad you liked it.
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