Who needs to go to the grocery store to buy dumb broccoli for $3 when for just $1 more you can go over to Denny's and bathe your arteries in this deep fried deliciousness right here! This mounds of messiness, which sorts of looks like something from the Bodies Exhibit, is Denny's new Fried Cheese Sandwich. It's four deep fried mozzarella sticks shoved into a sourdough grilled cheese sandwich.
From dilisted, This ticket to a date with a defibrillator pad is served with a side of fries and marinara for dipping. Yes, marinara. That's where Denny's went wrong. They were this close to making it look like a golden god. Fuck tomatoes! Tomatoes are only delicious when served with several layers of baked cheese on top! This death in a sandwich needs to be served with a giant bowl of dipping butter and blended bacon to spread on top of it.
That being said, Kirstie Alley is still going to put on her eatin' teddy and make sweet sweet sweet sweeeeet love to this thing.
And once you finish confusing your bowels by swallowing massive amounts of cheese and grease, treat yourself with a piece of Paula Deen's deep fried cheesecake! Eat your way to DEAAATH!
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Okay, that's more like it. The last horrible sandwich JPX posted about was just dumb (as I say in the comments), but this is inspired.
I was in a Ruby Tuesday's on Friday watching a family of obese people making repeated trips to the Endless Salad Bar. That level of irony just jams in my brain.
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