Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Haiku Hump Day postponed another week!

Yeah, sorry. I have all sorts of excellent reasons but I'll have to let you know later. I don't think I ever thanked Catfreeek for the last session's win, so...

Thanks Cat! I'm not flaking off this week as some kind of tribute move, I swear!

Man, I've got to catch up on some of this stuff. I think y'all are being too harsh on Emma Watson's haircut. I like it.

23 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That's total bullshit
I wanted to write haikus
No one can stop me

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Perhaps it's a ruse
The topic is "no topic"
Clever Octopunk

HandsomeStan said...

A forest tree falls
There is no sound, no haiku
One hand types nothing

(nice Hokusai pic, btw)

HandsomeStan said...

There's no spoon, Neo
Like there's no topic, Thonners
Bend shit anyway

HandsomeStan said...

Anyway, Snuka.
Superfly. Top of the cage.
Wrestling is awesome

And R5-D4
Movies would have sucked with him
No motivation

Always dug Q-Bert
Jump around a pyramid
And swear when you die

(No Topic is an AWESOME topic)

Catfreeek said...

Cherry blossoms dead
The silence is deafening
lost without topic

Nothingness prevails
my mind a near empty void
filled only with cats

Catfreeek said...

Imagination
Like Harold and his crayon
draw your own topic

Speaking of Harold
why'd he pick a purple one?
I would have chose green

Still, what a concept
able to draw your whole world
wait, I do that now

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Paul Stanley's not gay
He's just in love with himself
And can you blame him?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

A decision made
I'm changing my avatar
What's it gonna be?

Catfreeek said...

Funny thing happened
went to water the garden
hose burst now I'm wet

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Friends call me “Lobot”
Ok, they don’t call me that
I do not have friends

Johnny Sweatpants said...

The Cloud City Times
Combed through the personal ads
Stumbled into this:

Bald guy with headphones
Stable, loyal, down to earth
But slightly boring

Looking for true love
Or at least a one night stand
Settle for handshake

HandsomeStan said...

For sale: Pre-owned droid
Protocol, human relations
Great fixer-upper

Julie said...

There is no topic
And yet that is the topic
Nothing is something.

Julie said...

Summer vacation
Should be the topic. We're there.
Flies, sunscreen, and sweat.

The east coast: buggy.
Octo pocked by mosquitoes.
They are vicious here!

HandsomeStan said...

Proof that there's no God
Mosquitoes, ticks, leprosy
Those things are all fucked

Catfreeek said...

Octo & Julie
Visit, Showcase still open
shall we make a trek?

JPX said...

Sometimes people ask,
"Who am I, why am I here?"
You have no purpose

The circle of life
You're born, you live, then you die
Well I think that sucks

Sometimes people say,
"Who wants to live forever?"
Me, that's who, you jerk

JPX said...

So where is Octo?
Mr. Busy can't haiku?
Too busy scratching?

Julie said...

Zack sick and tired
From time change. Only wants Jeff.
Octo brings comfort.

It's insulting, but
It's also payback time from
Breastfeeding days. Ha!

JPX said...

There is no topic
No topic is the topic
Wait, seriously?

"I try to think but
nothing happens" says, Curly
I know how he feels

Johnny Sweatpants said...

How much did she pay
For that horrible haircut?
Five hundred dollars?

JPX said...

The meaning of life
Work, save money, retire
Really, is that it?