Inspired by Catfreeek's Villains topic from [insert number] weeks ago, today we study the villains' trusty minions! These enthusiastic employees have a thankless job, being routinely picked off by vastly more competent good guys and then their own bosses for letting them down.
Sometimes a henchman will stand out due to special skills, like homicidal hat-throwing.
Sometimes being a midget is enough.
A small band of misfits can also suffice.
Then there are the super-specialized arms of the operation.
And of course the raging hordes.
Today you are my henchmen, and together we battle the non-existence of haikus on the subject. Give me your poemly-formatted brain thoughts!
Fly, my pretties, fly!