It's been a long time since I was this nutso about a video game.
It's on graph paper.
If I miss the propeller hat in the beginning, I throw the game.
Is the haiku topic Doodle Jump?
Hey, are you guys playing Doodle Jump?
I just got my new high score of 32,194. I died trying to stomp a monster that was no threat to me. Punished for my hubris.
The monster noise sounds like "gimme rum, gimme rum, gimme rum, gimme rum..."