Pencils!
I don’t have time for a fancy write up but I figured I’d rather throw up a piece of shit than not throw up anything at all. Lord knows I tried to come up with a clever topic to follow up Handsome Stan’s conspiracy theories but all I could come up with was…
Pencils!
The burden of brilliance is on YOU!
Pencils!
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Bored in the classroom
need an excuse to get up?
Sharpen your pencil
Thinking of Horror
Pencil makes a great weapon
right through the eyeball
SAT machine
I used Number 3 pencils
Universe collapsed
Good for a cheap laugh
Stick two pencils in your ears
Act like nothing's wrong
The infinite tool
My mind flows onto paper
Ehh...too poetic
Pencils in nostrils
That's some funny, funny shit
Huh huh huh...nostrils
Haiku topic? Hmmm
What's lying around my desk?
They'll never notice
I guess we're lucky
Not Strange Day of Long Walk Home
Topic would be dirt
Frog Princess pencil
Left by my desk's last tenant
I use it often
Eraser's almost gone
Almost down to metal cap
Don't you just hate that?
he haunts grade school dreams
stabs from the menacing dark
the Pencil Killer!
no one knows his name
tall, skinny, dressed in yellow
stench of fresh sawdust
you're trapped in your seat
hands Elmer'ed to the desktop
grim sharpener sounds
he stabs at your hands
embedding his evil lead
snapped off at the tip
just before you die
of painful lead poisoning
you wake up, sweating
was it just a dream?
you look down at your left hand
wounds of sooty grey
When portrait drawing
A hand sharpened ebony
my weapon of choice
Slinging some insults
Pencil neck geek, pencil dick
such a handy tool
Borrowed a pencil
It's all covered in teeth marks
such a gross habit
They're mechanical!
First step down slippery slope
Skynet here we come
I LOVE mech pencils
Robotic domination
A small price to pay
"Colored" pencils? No.
Politically correct term?
Nigger pencils. Duh.
ten million pencils
if I had 'em, I'd use 'em
on everyone
"Put down your pencils"
This sends a chill down my spine
I hate taking tests
"Can I borrow one?"
"Buy your own pencils, cheapskate!"
I can't stand a mooch
I never use them
I might have 1 in my house
Needs to be sharpened
i'm a pencil snob
point five? seven? for pussies
gimme my point nine
sheet music writing
fives mean lots of dumb scribbling
nines give fat note heads
they make them bigger
me with a one point five? fuuuuck!
like wielding Mjolnir!
never throw them out
just grab a new one; my desk,
a pencil graveyard
It's a true story
Never paid for a pencil
Just steal them from work
Number 12 pencil
Does such a mutant exist?
Why are they numbered?
Number One? Nope. Sucks.
Number Two? Oh THAT'S the stuff.
Three? Ehhh...it's not Two...
Pencil 99
Kills you with just visual
Why number pencils???
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