Wednesday, September 01, 2010

HHD! The Laziest, Most Uninspired Topic to Date! Pencils!



Pencils!

I don’t have time for a fancy write up but I figured I’d rather throw up a piece of shit than not throw up anything at all. Lord knows I tried to come up with a clever topic to follow up Handsome Stan’s conspiracy theories but all I could come up with was…

Pencils!



The burden of brilliance is on YOU!



Pencils!

20 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Bored in the classroom
need an excuse to get up?
Sharpen your pencil

Thinking of Horror
Pencil makes a great weapon
right through the eyeball

HandsomeStan said...

SAT machine
I used Number 3 pencils
Universe collapsed

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Good for a cheap laugh
Stick two pencils in your ears
Act like nothing's wrong

HandsomeStan said...

The infinite tool
My mind flows onto paper
Ehh...too poetic

Pencils in nostrils
That's some funny, funny shit
Huh huh huh...nostrils

Octopunk said...

Haiku topic? Hmmm
What's lying around my desk?
They'll never notice

I guess we're lucky
Not Strange Day of Long Walk Home
Topic would be dirt

Octopunk said...

Frog Princess pencil
Left by my desk's last tenant
I use it often

Eraser's almost gone
Almost down to metal cap
Don't you just hate that?

50PageMcGee said...

he haunts grade school dreams
stabs from the menacing dark
the Pencil Killer!

no one knows his name
tall, skinny, dressed in yellow
stench of fresh sawdust

you're trapped in your seat
hands Elmer'ed to the desktop
grim sharpener sounds

he stabs at your hands
embedding his evil lead
snapped off at the tip

just before you die
of painful lead poisoning
you wake up, sweating

was it just a dream?
you look down at your left hand
wounds of sooty grey

Catfreeek said...

When portrait drawing
A hand sharpened ebony
my weapon of choice

Catfreeek said...

Slinging some insults
Pencil neck geek, pencil dick
such a handy tool

Borrowed a pencil
It's all covered in teeth marks
such a gross habit

HandsomeStan said...

They're mechanical!
First step down slippery slope
Skynet here we come

Octopunk said...

I LOVE mech pencils
Robotic domination
A small price to pay

HandsomeStan said...

"Colored" pencils? No.
Politically correct term?
Nigger pencils. Duh.

Whirlygirl said...

ten million pencils
if I had 'em, I'd use 'em
on everyone

JPX said...

"Put down your pencils"
This sends a chill down my spine
I hate taking tests

"Can I borrow one?"
"Buy your own pencils, cheapskate!"
I can't stand a mooch

I never use them
I might have 1 in my house
Needs to be sharpened

50PageMcGee said...

i'm a pencil snob
point five? seven? for pussies
gimme my point nine

sheet music writing
fives mean lots of dumb scribbling
nines give fat note heads

they make them bigger
me with a one point five? fuuuuck!
like wielding Mjolnir!

AC said...

never throw them out
just grab a new one; my desk,
a pencil graveyard

JPX said...

It's a true story
Never paid for a pencil
Just steal them from work

HandsomeStan said...

Number 12 pencil
Does such a mutant exist?
Why are they numbered?

Number One? Nope. Sucks.
Number Two? Oh THAT'S the stuff.
Three? Ehhh...it's not Two...

HandsomeStan said...

Pencil 99
Kills you with just visual
Why number pencils???

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